Joey Stalin

Jet fuel can't melt steel beams because I made them.

[Vladimir Putinocchio @Putinocchio]

#Putin: Get the Prime Minister of #Ukraine on the line. Tell him brotherly #Russia will help solve their #CyberAttack with our latest tech.

[Joey Stalin @Yes_Stalin]

When you want to forget fake friends... technology never ceases to amaze me. Much respect to the magic of #photoshop #yesfilter

[Joey Stalin @Yes_Stalin]

#BeforeTheInternetExisted I had to rely on defectors from the west... Now we can reach comrades on the interweb! I love 21st century

[Joey Stalin @Yes_Stalin]

@FakeRussiaFacts
"Russia is not the Soviet Union."
HAAHAHAHAHA
#sovietfam #RussiansRCommie #Facts

[Joey Stalin @Yes_Stalin]

So before Germany invaded, people asked me why I was stalling. I told them 'I can't help my name'.
#stalinjokes #GetIt? #barb #ImFunnyRite

[Joey Stalin @Yes_Stalin]

#My3WordTrademark
Trust No One.

[Joey Stalin @Yes_Stalin]

#TrumpPresident yessss dictatorships are on the rise again...not a leftie but close enough; my congrats to TRUMP! #trumpwins

[Joey Stalin @Yes_Stalin]

#IfWinterWereCancelled RUSSIA WOULD FALL pls no #winterIsLife #HowAboutNo #RussiaNeedsWinter #USSRwinter

[Joey Stalin @Yes_Stalin]

#ApocalypseEssentialsIn5Words Guns. Furs. Parkas. Men. Bullets.
#BasicallyBarbarossa #weCouldHaveBeenMorePrepared

[Joey Stalin @Yes_Stalin]

#nationalstressawarenessday16 as the Dictator of a giant country I know a thing or two about stress...pls remember to take care of yourself

[Joey Stalin @Yes_Stalin]

#ScaryStoriesIn5Words German. Invasion. Of. The. USSR.
#guysitwasnotfunny #stillhauntsme #nevertrustaNazi #Stalinsnightmares

[Joey Stalin @Yes_Stalin]

me and the Boss man sitting proud, seems like so long ago...
#FlashbackFriday #commiebrotherhood #lenin
#mybuddy #missULots

[Joey Stalin @Yes_Stalin]

#ThingsToTryJustOnce Every one should try out a moustache!!!! So many different styles and types! Personally I recommend mine...

[Joey Stalin @Yes_Stalin]

#WeirdChildhoodFears I was deathly afraid of capitalists...go figure...
#AlsoSpiders #commieFromBirth

[Joey Stalin @Yes_Stalin]

#MoneyIsntImportantBut it wins wars...
#unfortunatefact #barbarossasucked

[Joey Stalin @Yes_Stalin]

#BackpackEssentialsIn3Words
Karl Marx's 'The Communist Manifesto'

#allyoureallyneed #commieswag #Technically3words

[Joey Stalin @Yes_Stalin]

#Pliskova shout out to our comrade, destroying the tennis court like a battle field #soviets #yeswearesoviets #sovietblood

[Joey Stalin @Yes_Stalin]

#IveLearnedToAccept The status quo...
...Psych!!!!
#hahaha #NeverComrades #Hadyougoingthere #COMfam #communists #revolution #nosurrender

[Joey Stalin @Yes_Stalin]

#JustCantWaitFor the World-wide Communist revolution...it's taking longer than I thought...pls join us Comrades! #comintern #COMfam #theway

[Joey Stalin @Yes_Stalin]

#LaborDayWeekend shout out to all comrades in the farms, the factories, the front...a country IS its labor! #workpride #werk #collective