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[soccer_sarah_ @Yeseniakcds]

White people: "Hello, I would like to order..." Black people: "Yeah, let me get uhhh... Hold up! *Mumbles* What tf do I want?

[soccer_sarah_ @Yeseniakcds]

#SignsSheRatchet if her Facebook name is Shaniqiua YeaYouMadHoeCauseIFuckedYoMan Johnson

[soccer_sarah_ @Yeseniakcds]

I don't like that tone of voice you're texting me in YOU better take them damn cap-locks off who you think you is TUPAC ??!

[soccer_sarah_ @Yeseniakcds]

i come. i fuck shit up. i leave.

[soccer_sarah_ @Yeseniakcds]

Why do single women take advice from other single women? That's like Stevie Wonder giving Ray Charles driving directions.

[soccer_sarah_ @Yeseniakcds]

Why do some girls gotta be so extra. Always walkin' down the halls in school with they loud ASS mouth! Bitch, go to class!

[soccer_sarah_ @Yeseniakcds]

Why are hoes like ?Oh, it?s winter, I need a boyfriend to keep me warm?? Um No bitch, u can buy a coat like the rest of the single people

[soccer_sarah_ @Yeseniakcds]

Girls who pretend to act stupid because they think it's cute need to be fucking slapped.

[soccer_sarah_ @Yeseniakcds]

Lying about dating someone? #OhNoYouDidnt

[soccer_sarah_ @Yeseniakcds]

Teachers act fake af when the principal comes in the classroom.

[soccer_sarah_ @Yeseniakcds]

Some of these hoes eyebrows look like they sponsored by nike

[soccer_sarah_ @Yeseniakcds]

I don't sugar coat shit. Fuck I look like? Willy Wonka?

[soccer_sarah_ @Yeseniakcds]

If?He?Has?A?Girl?Friend?Back?The?Hell?Up?And?If?She?Has?A?Boy?Friend?Back?Up?Get?Yo?Own?Boo?

[soccer_sarah_ @Yeseniakcds]

I'm sick of these "I NEED A MAN" Tweets! Nah, Ya'll hoes need JESUS!! #DontStartMeOff

[soccer_sarah_ @Yeseniakcds]

If you wake me up, and I don?t get angry, you must be pretty special.

[soccer_sarah_ @Yeseniakcds]

Bitch I didn't text you to exercise my fingers, I want a damn reply.

[soccer_sarah_ @Yeseniakcds]

"Fuck you " ...... " FUCK YOU TOO " ..... " bye , im done " .... " alight , idc " ..... 1HOUR LATER ..... " baby ....

[soccer_sarah_ @Yeseniakcds]

I hate when a girl can't take a compliment: "You're so pretty" "No I'm not, I'm ugly" "WELL SHIT, YOU UGLY THEN, DAMN HOE...

[soccer_sarah_ @Yeseniakcds]

Vlut = A virgin that acts like a slut.

[soccer_sarah_ @Yeseniakcds]

I ignored your call 3-4 times in a row and all of a sudden, a BLOCKED call pops up, who the H E L L you tryna fool? I know thats yo ass.