Miranda

People still use Twitter?

[Miranda @Yesitsmiranda]

I’ve been to many concerts with my mom, but never have I seen her as excited as she is right now. A moment she’s been waiting for since she was 10yrs old. My ❤️ is happy. @shaunpcassidy

[Miranda @Yesitsmiranda]

@papa_template I got married there too! 😍

[Miranda @Yesitsmiranda]

Our first dance was perfect! Thanks @bmthofficial for creating our most favorite song💕 @olobersyko @JordanFish86

[Miranda @Yesitsmiranda]

Surprised my mom with @shaunpcassidy tickets. Last time she saw him was at The Forum Dec 23 1977. She said if she hears Thats Rock N’ Roll or Teen Dream, she’ll cry.

[The World Famous KROQ @kroq]

Congrats to Paul Rudd, who is allegedly 52.
https://t.co/IcduiJrEYj

[Miranda @Yesitsmiranda]

Put the covers on- it’s too hot.
Take the covers off-it’s too cold.
Stick one foot out- not enough coolness, still a tad too warm.

This must be how Goldielocks felt with all that porridge.

[Miranda @Yesitsmiranda]

@DoorDash why won’t you let me sign in?😭 I’ve reset my password a million and one times and keep getting this. 🆘

[Miranda @Yesitsmiranda]

@marlyjuana $5.
If you need me to dress up as the tooth fairy and put it under her pillow lmk 🤣

[Miranda @Yesitsmiranda]

Should’ve thought of that before we kissed💋 #JustAGirlVegas @ZapposTheater @gwenstefani #ExGirlfriend

[Miranda @Yesitsmiranda]

#VonDHalloween https://t.co/xULkLqtU25

[Miranda @Yesitsmiranda]

Weddings are stressful

Advice:

ELOPE

[Miranda @Yesitsmiranda]

And the babysitting thing!
It’s 6 months away.
You have SIX MONTHS to get a babysitter or SIX MONTHS to save to pay for day care.

Don’t like it? Don’t come.

[Miranda @Yesitsmiranda]

I have people bitching about being a 3rd wheel at my wedding.
Seriously, there’s going to be 150 people there.
It’s not your day.
No one cares but you.

Shut up.

[Miranda @Yesitsmiranda]

Eeeeeeek

[Miranda @Yesitsmiranda]

Here I am, Christmas 2001, Eleven years old opening my Morning View vinyl. Can you see the look of pure happiness on my face?! (Peep the MYF pin on my shirt?) 🌊
Happy 20th Morning View

[Miranda @Yesitsmiranda]

Yes, bread is good. But have you ever had Mickey bread with sweet cream butter?

[Miranda @Yesitsmiranda]

Not having to set your alarm for the next day- Best feeling ever!

[Miranda @Yesitsmiranda]

My anxiety had been through the roof lately. I don’t even know why. I feel like I’m supposed be doing something that needs to get done ASAP but I have no idea what that sometimes is. It’s driving me crazy.

[bob marley @revenxnt96]

REST IN PEACE THOSE WHO DIED FROM FENTANYL NOT KNOWING IT WOULD BE THEIR LAST DAY.

[Miranda @Yesitsmiranda]

I woke up bored