Yetibear

Certified Dummy | 🇨🇦

[🦞🦐🦀Crustacean King🦀🦐🦞 @MuscularAutist]

YES‼️‼️‼️ YES‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️ YES‼️‼️‼️‼️ NEW CRUSTAAAAAAAACEAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNN‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️❕️❕️🗣🗣‼️‼️‼️🗣🗣🗣🔥❕️❕️🗣🗣🗣‼️‼️🗣🗣🔥🔥❕️❕️🗣🗣‼️🔥‼️🗣🗣 CLAWWWWWWW YEAAAAAAAHHH

[She-Rage, Princess of Pain @ClaireMax]

An accurate summary of every episode of arcane

[Meg Reid @meg_it_happen]

but that was my emotional support daylight

[Kristi Yamaguccimane @TheWapplehouse]

🇺🇸🦅ITS ERECTION DAY🌭🗓️ 🖊️IN THE UNITED✨ SLAY-TES 🇺🇸⭐️ WILL YOU🫵🏼BE SERVING🫡💁🏻‍♀️YOUR CIVIC BOOTY🍑👅BY CASTING🎣 😩YOUR ✅VOTE 🗳️😏IN HER BALLOT📥 BOX👅👀 WILL SHE🫣GO BALLZ 😈🏉TO THE WALLZ 😼😮OR WILL SHE J 🧎🏼‍♀️🫦ON YOUR D 🫢🥵TILL YOU VANCE ✊🏼💦THIS NOVEMBER 5️⃣TH WE CELEBRATE 🍾OUR RIGHT 🤤TO STAR 🌠SPANK 👋🏼AND BANG 💥HER 🫨IN THE LAND 🏔️OF THE FREAK 😛🔥AND THE HOME 🏠OF THE GAYS 🏳️‍🌈 LIKE THE 🐱CUNTSTITUTION 📜SAYS IN 🕊️🙏🏼GOD WE THRUST 👉🏼👌🏼 SEND 📫➡️THIS TO ALL 🔄YOUR KAMALATOES🐫🦶 IF YOU GET 1️⃣0️⃣ BACK YOURE A 💫🇺🇸NATIONAL TREASURE 🇺🇸👑IF YOU GET LESS ⬇️THAN 5️⃣ YOURE A 🤡😵DONALD FRUMP🎺👎🏼

[Unus Annus Archive @ArchiveAnnus]

Happy birthday

[Alexander James @DrunkScribe]

I feel personally attacked

[Quenby Olson @QEisenacher]

The weirdest thing about this November is the absolute crickets on my social media concerning NaNoWriMo. Amazing how assuredly they tanked themselves in such a short span of time.

[𝖘 𝖍 𝖑 𝖔 𝖗 𝖕 is tattooing cool ppl @shlorp]

I have a disease where i cant stop saying yippee and wahoo

[Ophelia :) @OpheliaWight]

We tried our best to make rat cookies

[𝗖𝗼𝘀𝗺𝗼 @HoshiNoCosmo]

Fake people on November 1st: All I want for Christmas is y-

The real ones:

[Latest in space @latestinspace]

BREAKING 🚨: Hubble and James Webb telescopes teamed up to drop new images of two spiral galaxies colliding

[𝒥𝑜𝓎 @joygotjinxed]

sisters 🩷🩵

[rory! Ⴟ❣️Ⴟ @sweetcored]

this is how much it costs to buy 3 things at hot topic

[Jess in the Wild @Jess_inthewild]

Popping a raw pillsbury halloween sugar cookie like it’s a fucking adderall to get me going for chores

[b(eep) @cryprecision]

"how will we ever deliver infantry to this remote and secluded location?"
the reliable helicopter:

[Nerd Girl Says @Rachael_Conrad]

I feel like not enough people are aware of how unhinged dunkin’s latest ad campaign is

[mankrik's wife guy @byelacey]

oh my GOD you can’t just ask someone why they’re barking

[kitty 🌷🩷 || COMMS OPEN!! @kittycolours]

I think think we should cast Jerma for this.

[The Vampire Coco @cocovonnoctem]

We have never been this fucking back