Emily

I’m neither joking nor serious, but another secret third thing

[blue @bluewmist]

i regret to inform you that personal growth rarely comes from acquiring new knowledge and always from periods of intense humility (i.e. your ego finally relenting)

[Brian Krassenstein @krassenstein]

Trump is currently hosting a $1.5M a plate dinner, days after he told every day Americans that maybe their kids can have 2 dolls.

[Emily @Ylime150]

It’s about time for messy buns to come back. I’m calling it

[Emily @Ylime150]

I feel so insane with how much I enjoy Missouri/st. Louis. I bought myself a souvenir at the airport while going somewhere else. I’m the #1 tourist here.

[Emily @Ylime150]

Many things have changed since I was 16, but Jukebox the Ghost has been a constant. So wonderfully nostalgic 💕 @JukeboxtheGhost

[Emily @Ylime150]

The hold that Nick Jonas’s diabetes had on us in 2008 was insane

[Emily @Ylime150]

Mixed cds are important because some songs just sound best wedged between an early 2000s club song and MGMTs Electric Feel

[gianmarco @GianmarcoSoresi]

It’s so hard telling if your parents are showing early signs of dementia if they’ve always been out of their fucking minds

[McErin☘️ @colleen_eileen]

Spotify opened at work and I forgot my air pods at home and Boogie Woogie Bugle Boy (1941) began to play on max volume I'd rather it have been porn they're calling me Gladys

[No Context Brits @NoContextBrits]

Accidental Pink Floyd.

[Emily @Ylime150]

How do I text my therapist “can I cancel this week, I watched a TED talk and I feel healed now”

[Emily @Ylime150]

Wine at Cracker Barrel for my birthday

[Emily @Ylime150]

She is brat

[Emily @Ylime150]

@2000slibra @Joanarie I knew my dream would come true some day

[The Life of a Noah ❤️‍🔥 @noahlevy13]

oh to be sitting on a grassy hill in Germany watching the eras tour for free

[Emily @Ylime150]

I’m really happy I’ve ended up in this timeline

[.338 Shadow of The Cloud @srsattern]

🚨🚨🚨THIS IS NOT A DRILL I HAVE OPENED A TRIPLE STACK BROWN SUGAR CINNAMON POP TART