Yoko Murakami

[Yoko Murakami @YM9656]

@ATT @ATTCustomerCare Attempted to signup for service & buy phones. 5+ hrs w/ AT&T on the phone & still no progress #regretnotgoingtoverizon

[Yoko Murakami @YM9656]

I want to be horizontal. #whatabidet

[Yoko Murakami @YM9656]

#ferfunn with @Garf62

[Yoko Murakami @YM9656]

Step 1: collect underpants
Step 2:
Step 3: PROFIT!!!!!
#whatabidet

[Yoko Murakami @YM9656]

Last day of work before the wedding! #whatabidet

[Yoko Murakami @YM9656]

I couldn't have said it any better

[Yoko Murakami @YM9656]

Dear Amazon, are you trying to tell me something? #whatabidet

[Charlie Guadano @cguadano]

Also, again, for a "luxury hotel" you won't hail cabs, Gansevoort Meatpacking. #fail never again never again

[Charlie Guadano @cguadano]

Also an apology gift of two personal bottles of prosecco for a suite and adjoining room is beyong cheap Gansevoort Meatpacking...

[Charlie Guadano @cguadano]

Nice of Gansevoort Meatpacking to finally send an apology letter 4 hours after a 3 hr late suite. Will I come back? No.

[Yoko Murakami @YM9656]

Dear friend, when sending in a wedding response card it would help if you put your name. #whatabidet

[Yoko Murakami @YM9656]

Oh hello friday. #whatabidet

[Yoko Murakami @YM9656]

Today my father told me that I drive too fast and that it's like a person who has to go to the bathroom. #whatabidet

[Yoko Murakami @YM9656]

What a wknd w/@Garf62 @mbmb84 @hilzdogg @jundyy @ L who will remain anonymous. B sums up how I feel right now #forfun

[Yoko Murakami @YM9656]

@Garf62 jird!

[Yoko Murakami @YM9656]

@cguadano WHAT?!?!??! Nooooooo

[Yoko Murakami @YM9656]

GAGA!!!!!!!!

[Yoko Murakami @YM9656]

So not right, i bathe in kewpieRT @NYCityMuse: We will fight about this until the day we die...but I'm still right RT @YM9656 Agreed!!!

[Yoko Murakami @YM9656]

Agreed!!!RT @cguadano: @NYCityMuse mayo is so NOT sicko!

[Yoko Murakami @YM9656]

Wow that was my first tweet ever - where's my $3?!