Ben Kaufmann

I provide The Throb for Yonder Mountain.

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Things I learned from my 5 year old: Dragons listen to Trans-Siberian Orchestra instrumentals when they're flying. #thingskidssay

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Who said it had to be Thurs. to #throwitback? Check out Ben Kaufmann fm the early days here. What year do you guess?

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I read it twice to make sure: SkyMall is now selling bacon scented t-shirts. A great holiday gift, apparently.

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My son and I recently had our first jam. He played out of tune fiddle and I played Irish whistle. Itsy Bitsy Spider never sounded so good.

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Hopefully this password change ends the Viagra spam. Apologies, bk

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Thank you Yuba river. My son and I enjoyed peeing in you today. Swimming! Not peeing. Dammit.

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Does one need to have teeth in order to say the word "teeth"?

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Stereo often sounds good. But mono always sounds good.

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What happens in the diaper stays in the diaper.

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@Jack2point0 Spunkmeyer is now being digested slowly over a period of a thousand years.

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Starbucks pastries are made by someone named Otis Spunkmeyer apparently. At least at the Phoenix airport.

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My one year old ate a lot of beets tonight. I have to remember not to panic the next time he poops.

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Let's come up with good names for European racehorses. I like "Eat Me, Europe" to win and "Better than Haggis" to show. #eatmorehorse

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So I was reading "Form Factors in Completely Integrable Models of Quantum Field Theory" just now and thought how funny farts are.

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On the plus side my new wood stove is saving me lots of money on propane. But I don't like how it burns my skin when I high five it.

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I didn't know any Usher songs and I felt bad about it. Then I heard he discovered Justin Bieber and I didn't feel bad about it anymore.

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In the studio at #electricalaudio in Chicago. The album is dead. Long live the EP.

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IF a lady's laugh sounds like she's being stabbed over and over THEN should she be allowed to be happy in an airport?

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Survived my son's first plane trip. He also survived his first plane trip.

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fantasy football draft. New strategy. We're up against people who work for the NFL. Like, higher ups. I must break them.