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ouest coast

[mish @yngMisha]

Am Donnerstag hat mein Kumpel in Berlin ein e-Scooter ausgeliehen. Er hat den Scooter abgesperrt aber der app beendet die fahrt nicht. Nach 6 mal anrufen und nach dem er seine karte Speeren müsste weil ihr 400£ für eine 2 euro fahr abgezogen habt. GEHT GAR NICHT @SixtDE

[Dez @yngDzeus]

@SixtUK can someone tell me why when your app malfunctions and tries to charge me £500 for a £2scooter ride,your customer services can’t do anything for 4 days??

[Big Money @MoneyMan]

I hate when a nigga who wouldn’t give you shit ask you for money

[mish @yngMisha]

Absolutely no one:
Girls on tinder:

[mish @yngMisha]

No one:
Weebs:

[aster @forceofhooreg]

girls locker room: ugh PE is the WORST

boys locker room:

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

And I am forever grateful

[mish @yngMisha]

Heron Yoga

[mish @yngMisha]

Social suicide in Berlin: Telling people you think gurning your face off for 2 days straight and listening to techno isn’t your thing

[Joseph Urban @hondadeal4vets]

Thot said she could go glass for glass with me drinking water.. bitch drowned. RIP 😔🙏🏼

[mish @yngMisha]

Who to beef if you’re your worst enemy?

[mish @yngMisha]

@xnastasiaDL Crocs

[mish @yngMisha]

I’m half misogynist and half feminist: I respect bitches

[mish @yngMisha]

One of y’all better pull up with an English teacher next time you go get ice from Johnny Dang. I cant understand his Engrish thru his grillz

[asya @asyapluggedin]

Cannabissandra - when u can see the future but nobody believes u because ur too stoned

[mish @yngMisha]

I imagine @elonmusk named the Space X rockets after his Fursona: Falcon Heavy

[Big Money @MoneyMan]

If a female ain’t on da same page as me i get rid of her ass asap

[mish @yngMisha]

Dead 2 me like sak & juvy 😔

[mish @yngMisha]

@elonmusk really a real one for this RIP Harambe song. I can tell you been smoking on that strong, you intergalactic atm.

[mish @yngMisha]

People keep testing me like I’m an a level student

[Breezy @jaydevon15xx]

Jus cause you meet my mom don’t mean you my girl, I’m showin my mom I get bitches

[mish @yngMisha]

I ran into this dude in my dreams, and he said everything isn’t as it seems