Yobachi

Forever sarcastic, mostly tweeting sports and other live events, followed by pop-culture jokes, and then there's the political info, and work & academic stuff

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@TheJobfather__ Who are the suckas that are doing this???

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@Omowale99949437 He was balled up in that corner re-evaluating his whole existence.

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Love that Jalen Hurts, "Love, Hurts" Nike Commercial...

...featuring a song I love, Teddy Pendergrass' Love TKO, with maybe the greatest base line in music history.

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@ChrisDJackson @DrBiden You can't call her doctor Biden cause she doesn't practice medicine.

#MagaLogic

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LMAO. That's exactly what she would say.

Just like the "not my Captain America" crowd who claims he was race-swapped, though Sam Wilson has always been Black.

[Alex Cole @acnewsitics]

Megyn Kelly: Uncle Sam was white!

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@celebriD Racially ambiguous light-skins got stick together. Half Black entertainers.

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Chiefs should have ran that play Worthy in the 2nd Quarter to try to get something going.

#SuperBowlLIX

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And just a minute after I was just saying, they're on the board #ChiefsVsEagles #SuperBowl2025

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Now the Chiefs are just playing for dignity. At least get on the board. Don't be the first Superbowl shut out. #SuperBowlLIX

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@espn That performance was terrible! Stop it.

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Hurts to Devante Smith for 50 yard bomb. Dagger in the heart. Game OVER!

Eagles are your 2024 #SuperBowl Champs

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@whatever I suspect she's as bad at relationships as she is at singing, hence him breaking up with her.

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If Eagles would have scored a touchdown with the limited time to comeback, this game would have been officially over. At 27 - 0 and 5:18 to go in the third, the Chiefs still have a slither of hope for a furious comeback. #SuperBowlLVIII

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Ok 4 minutes and I'm done. I'll be back for the second half of the game. Another chance to convince me he's great like y'all be talking, and we get this...@SuperBowlLVIII

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2 minutes in and this Kendrick Lamar performance is completely boring me.

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2 minutes in and this Kendrick Lamar performance is completely boring me.

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24 - 0. Eagles are rocking the Chiefs and I'm loving it. Just don't pull a Falcons against the Patriots in the second half.

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Never expected to hear Jesus mentioned in a Superbowl commercial. Go to the high ways and byways.

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Alright, the Eagles are running this thing up! 17 - 0.

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Thanks Shefty for this info that EVERYONE who mildly follows football knew 3 months ago. Good thing they pay you millions to unearth such insights.

Next you'll be informing us that the Sun is hot, prophesying water's wet & predicting that Bears will take a s--t in the woods

[Adam Schefter @AdamSchefter]

Jets are expected to move on from Aaron Rodgers.

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@WorldHallOfFun @mymixtapez Meek catching all these Diddy strays 😂