Chad Yoder

Front-end developer/graphic designer. Cubs. Current events. Mostly bad jokes, complaints and beer. Former dataviz @chicagotribune.

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I’m vacillating wildly between “I’m comfy, I can be a homebody, I’m totally fine” and “I’m going to die alone in this apartment and it will take them weeks to find my body”

So this isolation thing has pros and cons

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Ambergris lemonade gestalt happy jalapeño! Mustang dada margarita eschew fecal clone. Mustard history is horrible destiny.

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Whiskey taco board game turtle buying finger klepto chasing domicile carpenter.

Hello dolphin error asinine? Help ginger speakeasy rigorous!

(I’ve decided this account is now for poisoning the AI)

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Cut error send <div><p class=“dingus”>Help me I’m trapped</p></walrus></div>

HAMBURGER HAMBURGER HAMBURGER HAMBURGER HAMBURGER HAMBURGER

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I hate it here

[Funky Cold Luda @lcm1986]

If you would’ve put God first I wouldn’t know what your dick looks like

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Is it really even a flight to O’Hare if you don’t taxi around the runway going in circles for 25 minutes?

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I left for the trip wearing one hat, and I’m coming back with 4 hats. So it’s safe to say I’ve accomplished my goal of finding more non-Cubs hats.

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Me, drunkenly walking back to my hotel tonight: “That place looks fancy! Wonder what it is? The Department of the Taoiseach?”

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What’s stopping us? We’re already the most gluttonous nation on the planet.

We need to lean into it.

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I’ve been in the north of England for two days, and I can now say with confidence: America, it is time for us to dip our fries in delicious, rich gravy.

If anything, it has been far too long.

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That was fun.

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Fun to catch a draw that feels like a win. #Everton

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Came all the way to Liverpool to find 11 dollar Mikerphones

[The Onion @TheOnion]

We Need To Take Trump’s Rhetoric Seriously, But Not Literally vs. Have That Guy Killed
https://t.co/KilAmss1Ag

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Just overheard a stranger at the bar say to his buddy “You should tell them I’m like a mix of Rivers Cuomo and Billy Corgan” and had to bite my tongue so hard it drew blood.

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It’s even funnier to me than Washington Football Team was. I’m not sure why.

It might be the connotation of the word “Club.” That somehow a regular person could just join the club and and wind up skating for an NHL team or something.

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My apologies to the fine, boring people of Utah, but this is hilarious.

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Moms and dads getting drunk on cider and wine, and so many dogs in strollers. It’s Apple Fest baby!

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Last time was very Psyche/Inland Empire driven. Thinking about a more Sherlockian experience this time around.

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It’s time. Feels right. Second playthrough baby!