yode

Petroleum Engineer. Data Scientist. Entrepreneur. Athlete. Digital Nomad

[yode @YodeThe]

*Hits blunt*

If sperm causes pregnancy

And pregnancy causes breast milk

And sperm and breast milk are both white

And sperm goes in while breast milk comes out

Is sperm...

[-Ameen @odd_ameen]

GUYS!
if you ever meet a lady who genuinely likes you, shows you affection, and makes an effort with you, PLEASE return that energy and give her even more… don’t listen to all this online bs, and take good care of your womannn!

[FIFA World Cup @FIFAWorldCup]

The first #FIFAWorldCup goals from legends of the tournament 😍

[yode @YodeThe]

Ofc we concede

[iamopeyemi🃏 @OpeYeemiii]

I take God beg you, if you meet a woman that likes you, and shows you affection please do this and more for her… it makes them happy do it. Leave twitter takes oh..

[yode @YodeThe]

@NwanzeIsaac see what I was telling you, it’s in the waist

[DesmundOris @Desmund_Oris]

This is the best step over I have seen since Neymar last did it at PSG. Sleek and ruthless.

Lamine Yamal is the left footed Neymar

[Marvel Studios @MarvelStudios]

Welcome home, Vision.

Loading….Marvel Television’s #VisionQuest, arriving October 14 only on Disney+.

[Marvel Studios @MarvelStudios]

He used to be different.

Avengers: Doomsday arrives in theaters everywhere December 18. Get your tickets now: https://t.co/J5PUbxvAkc

[DiscussingFilm @DiscussingFilm]

The new trailer for ‘AVENGERS: DOOMSDAY’ has been released.

In theaters on December 18.

[yode @YodeThe]

Playing bullet chess as someone that depends on Nigerian networks is just irritating

[Stiles @stilesishim]

POV: You on a date with a 10/10 but the table next to you is arguing bout who deserves the 2026 Balon dor

[DiscussingFilm @DiscussingFilm]

The first trailer for ‘VISIONQUEST’ has been released.

Releasing October 14 on Disney+

[. @UcheKl]

Saying “I never asked you to make sacrifices for me” is the most wicked thing you can ever say to anyone. Because when they made those sacrifices for you, you gladly accepted them.

[Julesgambit @julesgambit]

Chess takes a startling amount of effort to be completely average at

[CHARIS TOYOSI 🐳 🔮 @CharisToyosi]

Imagine how bad it got, that the club has to sit the club captain down on their youtube channel to explain his injury.

I say it with my chest.
CULERS, MAJORITY OF YOU ALL ARE DISGUSTING IDIOTS.
AND I AM NOT MINCING WORDS, YOU ARE TERRIBLE PEOPLE. YALL DO NOT LOVE THIS CLUB!!!

[yode @YodeThe]

See rubbish talk
She’s wrong like mad

[Chris again @jiggyjiggaa1]

Regardless of how you may feel she’s 100% right.

[yode @YodeThe]

@NwanzeIsaac No sha mark me tomorrow, for your safety
Make your waist no go shift

[yode @YodeThe]

Told my guy to come hangout at my place, make we go ball tomorrow

He chose to spend time with his woman instead

It really be your day twos

[A @ayssffff]

Dickhead thing to admit but women are dangerously attractive post cry lol

[yode @YodeThe]

@chess24com Isn’t this something Magnus defended? I think against Nepo