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Earthling. Easily irritated. Enthusiastically judging. Cynic. Occasional nihilist.
Astrology dweeb. ♌🌞♍🌜♏⬆️ @StarSphynx
Also, she/her.

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@BeauTFC The worst Pokémon.

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@DeinosPro @BeauTFC I came here and posted that same tiktok 😅
I should have guessed someone beat me to it. ❤️

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*cackles gleefully*

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@MJdowntheshore I go straight for the snacks and drinks then decide from there.

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@punishedpants And that's wht you're on Twitter... gotcha.

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@deimosrises Not all heroes wear capes. Some wear bee suits.

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@overlordclai @GlobusTheElder @ProStrimmr Me taking these memes. Thank youuuuuu

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@BeauTFC 😅 my nosy butt would have been like, "oooooh is it someone I know?"

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@ArchonsEulogy2 Just don't stay there too long.

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@ArchonsEulogy2 Being :/ is an okay place to be.

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Ooof eclipse on a nodal return. Fml

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@BeausWife2 My cat stepped on a centipede. I was trying to get her to move but couldn't reach her and she watched me like I was crazy. Then she shifted just a little bit.
She launched about 3 feet directly into the air and the centipede wiggled away faster.
I laughed but also 😬

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Maybe the crabs are on strike until they can rave for news of Kissinger?

Hmm?

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@ItsDanaWhite @alicesparklykat 😭😭😭 don't play with me like that.

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@punishedpants 🧐 The army guy who financed his truck at 36% interest and got blown up for someone else's money in someone else's desert.

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@astrofix8 Do you use Persephone often?

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@ProStrimmr 🧐 well, it's certainly on brand.

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@swede_irish Is it really their property if it's got a mortgage? I mean, it's the banks property and I'm the one making the payments. I have had the teller ask me if I "know the status of the account" while depositing my rent.
😒Maybe he shouldn't "own" what he can't afford.