@SkySports why do you not fill your ad breaks? Why do we have to sit through "coverage will resume shortly" screens? Either charge a price companies can afford for adverts, or make your breaks shorter. Either way would make you look less of a set of knobs.
Dear @Keir_Starmer please ram your digital ID up your analogue arse. It was not in your manifesto, so no one has had a chance to vote on it. We do not want it and will fight it with all we have.
@TheHughAnthony Effectively Banned Porn! How on earth do you make that assumption?
Every kid in the universe knows how to use a VPN to bypass the checks, only idiots like you have to go back to the newsagents now for a copy of Razzle!
“Let me be clear…I broke numerous promises. I invented a £22 billion black hole to punish pensioners, farmers, the disabled, small businesses and students. I tried to give away Chagos and pay £35 billion to do so. I increased unemployment. I increased the government deficit. I appointed Peter Mandelson despite his friendship with Jeffrey Epstein having already been published in various media outlets. I promised to cut energy bills and council tax, but instead, the opposite happened. I did absolutely nothing to resolve the cost of living crisis and made it worse by increasing the tax burden to record levels. I prioritised hanging out with the Davos / BlackRock clique rather than genuinely ‘fixing the foundations’. I promised a ‘transparency revolution’, but instead, operated under smoke and mirrors and sacked colleagues and threatened suspending Labour MPs who voted against me. I spaffed £30 billion away on carbon capture machines. I failed to sort out the small boats / hotels for illegal immigrants. £3 billion a year to Ukraine and big hugs from Volodymyr. I smeared anyone who dared to criticise me a ‘far-right’. I sanctimoniously lectured everyone like they were naughty children. And I have absolutely no intention of resigning after disastrous local election results because I am right and everyone else is wrong. Me first. Country second.”
@RachelReevesMP I wish I could get past all the posts congratulating you on your magnificent work. I also wish I wasn't addicted to posting sarcastic comments.