Yoshi

[Frqnk @FrqnkSt]

Der Islam gehört NICHT zu Deutschland.

[winter @winterwifey]

i'm 23.

just reached the rarest elo in the game.
no help from my parents.
no luck involved.

[Natsukis Tiddies are small @sans_undertaIe_]

In Germany you're not allowed to do a paternity test as the father if the mother doesn't allow it

Doing it secretly is illegal, nets you a 5.000€ fine, AND to top it all of
It is then not recognised as evidence in a court of law

[Yoshi @Yoshi12550348]

@WorstSpirit I'm just so happy that someone finally drew it how it is supposed to be: panties OVER the garter straps!

[Bescheidwisser @Bescheidwisser7]

Wenn Du 1 Ehefrau hast und arbeitest, wird Deine Frau künftig nicht mehr mitversichert.
Wenn Du 2 oder 3 Ehefrauen hast und NICHT arbeitest, bleiben auch künftig alle kostenlos versichert.
Das versteht unsere Regierung unter „sozialer Gerechtigkeit“

[CassieRoll @Treetrik]

Reminder that the guy who invented insulin sold it for one dollar because he wanted everyone to have access to it.

Now it's too expensive for people to get ahold of. I fucking hate this planet.

[simplicissimus🇺🇸 @DrBoecker]

Almanistan (formerly known as Germany) contributed 0.00000000000214 less CO2 to the world climate. That's about at a cost of only €100 bn in taxpayer funds. The market works. In average 1 company leaves Almanistan per day! Another 3 go bankrupt, per day! Way to go! Go woke and love it

[Dr. Eli David @DrEliDavid]

Thank you Germany 🇩🇪 and UK 🇬🇧 for heroically sacrificing your economy to save the planet 💪
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[doc🃏 @jkrdoc]

Europe is dead.

My son hurt his foot. Couldn't sleep from the pain. Called for help: give painkillers, call tomorrow.

Now 4 hours at emergency in the Netherlands, still waiting for a cast.

Taxed 50% on everything. This is what you get when you need care.

Time to leave.

[Yoshi @Yoshi12550348]

@sigmman This is so utterly gorgeous and just cute, please continue

[KuchenTV @Kuchngeschmack]

Die Linken feiern bmw jetzt dafür, einem AfD Politiker keinen Leasingwagen zu geben, während es kein Problem ist 30-40% des Gewinns an Aktionäre auszahlen oder Arbeitsplätze Deutschland abzubauen.

Aber hey, die AfD bekommt einen Wagen nicht! Nimm das!

[одяжка @odyazh]

как же им это сильно поможет убегать от дрона в реальной войне

[Indepe&Marica 🏳️‍🌈🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🇩🇪🇮🇱 @lindepemarica]

No se perquè, a les 07:30-08:30, quan la gent anem a treballar, al metro no es veu NI UN mocador, Hiyab o niqab, només europeus o inmigrants d’altres països.

[Galloway Woodworks⚓ @Gallo_Woodworks]

“Wherever there is animal worship there is human sacrifice.”

– G.K. Chesterton, The Uses of Diversity.

[Sunny @sunnyright]

There’s no universe in which this person was the top candidate for the job. So what are we doing here.

[Yoshi @Yoshi12550348]

@RWgorilla Can I please have this continued by her shouting his name, needing another one before class???

[A Troll @RWgorilla]

The Malfoid fan fiction is so damn wholesome and fun. Also shows how much men's fantasy is just a girl who teases him but really is just into him.

Authors, you have a massive opportunity here.

[Becky🏴‍☠️⚓️ @JustBotBecky]

When women do it, it's a harmless prank.
When men do it, it's sexual harrasment.
Double standards.

[Mr K @Anime_lover_047]

Chudblood😭