Yossy klar

[Yossy klar @YossyKlar]

Your wife can make you a MILLIONAIRE

only if you are a BILLIONAIRE !!!

[Yossy klar @YossyKlar]

If I had 10 cookies and you took one what would you have ?

That's correct.
A black eye and a broken hand.

[Yossy klar @YossyKlar]

I wonder if Chinese tourists get upset when they buy a souvenir from America and then find out it was made in China .

[Yossy klar @YossyKlar]

My boss text me Sent me one of your funny jokes I reply I'm working now I will send you later he reply that was fantastic sendme a ohter one

[Yossy klar @YossyKlar]

WHEN A WOMAN SAYS "WHAT"
It's not because she didn't hear you.
Its because She's giving you a chance to change what you say,

[Yossy klar @YossyKlar]

What's the guickest way to double your money ?
To fold it over and put it back to your pocket.

[Yossy klar @YossyKlar]

Teacher: if u have $10 and u ask your mum for another 10 how much will u have ? Me: $10 Teacher u don't know maths Me: you don't know my mum

[Yossy klar @YossyKlar]

What did my doctor tell me when I rushed into his office and told him I
have 40 seconds to live ?

Hold on a minute !

[Yossy klar @YossyKlar]

If sleep is good for the brain,

Why is it not allowed in school ??

Good night.

[Yossy klar @YossyKlar]

Braking !! Obama cancel his vacation trip because he worries that he won't be able to enter back to the US as a muslin.

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I have a DIET for two weeks

And all I have lost is 14 days.

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BEST FEELING EVER :
when you check your alarm clock and you have 3 hour's left to sleep..
Good night!

[Yossy klar @YossyKlar]

Anyone can make you smile. Many people can make you cry. But takes someone really special to make You smile with tears in your eyes,

[Yossy klar @YossyKlar]

Can anybody tell me why
Cooking takes 6 hours,
Eating your meal takes 3 seconds,
And washing the dishes takes 7 weeks, ??

[Yossy klar @YossyKlar]

My doctor asked if any members of my family suffered from insanity, I replied, no, we all seem to enjoy it.

[Yossy klar @YossyKlar]

Let your smile change the world

Don't let the world change your smile.
Good night...

[Yossy klar @YossyKlar]

When my boss asked me who is the stupid one me or him?
I told him everyone knows that he doesn't hire stupid people.

Have a great day!

[Yossy klar @YossyKlar]

You don't have to
be crazy to be my friend.

I'll train you.

[Yossy klar @YossyKlar]

Why can't cats work on the computer?

They get too distracted the mouse around.
Good night!

[Yossy klar @YossyKlar]

I Think My IPhone Is Broken.

I pressed the home button and I'm still work.