Monteeeezy

One day, I am going to make the onions cry 😭.

[Monteeeezy @YoTezzo]

Eagles 🦅🦅🦅 im gagged

[Sheila of the Most High @sheilatebra]

I finally understand what Machiavelli meant when he said, “Never play fair in a game where others cheat.” It doesn’t mean become evil. It means stop being naive. Stop bringing honesty to people who study manipulation, stop giving access to people who weaponize closeness, and stop expecting clean hands from people who already showed you they’ll throw dirt. Sometimes wisdom is not revenge. Sometimes wisdom is learning the rules of the room before the room uses your goodness against you.

[𝕾𝖎𝖗 𝕮𝖍𝖗𝖎𝖘 @eagleseyeinc]

doubling your income is far more important than forcing someone to text you back. you’ve got things to do, stay focused.

[YUH 🫟 @__jahlil__]

The DC girls do not play abt their brunch im texting ppl and they STILL at brunch bitch its almost 5 pm thats dinner.

[stressed @onlystresstoday]

detach. let it end. wish them well. let it hurt. accept the situation. let it heal. let it go. move on.

[Monteeeezy @YoTezzo]

Or imma just get one lol

[D. @Lush_Beauty1]

One of the most underrated feelings is finishing a workout you almost skipped.

[Monteeeezy @YoTezzo]

A 911, RR, & or both 🙉

[Monteeeezy @YoTezzo]

Time to date someone with a convertible

[redpillbot @redpillb0t]

Explain to me why our electric bills never decrease, even though we have swapped to all LED lights, energy star appliances, built massive solar and wind farms.

[Yegor @yegormethod]

I add a fake "onboarding fee" of $500 to every proposal then "waive" it on the call

"Normally there's a $500 onboarding fee for new clients but honestly if you're in by friday i'll waive it since we already did the strategy session"

They just received a $500 discount on something that was never going to cost them $500

People don't evaluate price in a vacuum. They evaluate price relative to what they almost paid. $8K feels different when 30 seconds ago it was $8,500

I've been doing this for 7 months and not a single person has questioned it. They just feel like they won something

Many lessons

[D. @Lush_Beauty1]

Maya Angelou really snapped when she said, "We delight in the beauty of the butterfly, but rarely admit the changes it has gone through to achieve that beauty."

[Monteeeezy @YoTezzo]

@410rayg Sheesh

[Ranier Slaver @514V3R]

@shubhvanii The OG’s learned little tricks like that because silence on the phone can get awkward fast… walking keeps your mind moving and the conversation flows easier. Funny how small habits like that stick around for a reason.

[Bethel @Bethelofenugu]

If I’m having a tough conversation with you, it’s because I want you in my life and want you to tighten up so I can keep you in it. I’m not attacking you.

[Jody A. Noriega🔨🦍 @DVDJXX]

Seeing your old vibes become night life junkies and club rats so depressing. Theres a lesson there tho

[Creative Sharon @AmaechiSharon]

@ehisssss You've said the truth.
I wish people know that it's way beyond money and sometimes, it's that little affection, attention,hugs,gists, play that is needed.

[jonzing. @ehisssss]

i highly recommend you find yourself a clingy(healthy) lovey dovey partner who's super excited about you. life is too short to spend it with someone who act like showing love is a chore.

[lala @ladanai_]

I know you miss me you avoidant fake nonchalant wannabe mysterious little shart.

[femiiiiii. @femiiiszn]

ghosting someone you like because they're nonchalant is a very valid reason.