Ari Caan

CEO of Arabian American Oil Co. | Chairman of the Mommy Milkers Association | MILF Enthusiast | God Bless These United States 🇺🇸 🫡

[͏ ‏ً @Motee_1]

they asked me why i took my laptop to the toilet, i said type shit

[Nathan ✰ @Just1Nathann_]

I recommend using absence to gain your respect back.

I recommend giving a girl your number instead of asking for hers. If she likes you, she will text you.

I recommend building your body, especially your shoulders. You'd be surprised how much more attractive you look with a better frame.

I recommend putting people in their place at the very first sign of disrespect.

I recommend not chasing people. Pay attention to who chooses you.

I recommend leaving rooms where you constantly have to prove your worth.

I recommend being honest from the beginning. Pretending is exhausting.

I recommend saving money before people know you're making money.

I recommend letting people underestimate you.

I recommend taking pictures and videos of your parents more often.

[toxic king @toxicking]

Sorry you met me at a very fuck bitches get money time of my life

[John Q. Septa @dropkick_murray]

MY MAYOR ILLITERATE
MY HOAGIES LEGITIMATE
MY PRINCESS IS DI
FLY EAGLES FLY

[oluwasegun oyetunde @mikurosblues]

Knicks Era

[Ari Caan @YouFknCockroach]

Fuck it, I’m ready for the clankers. These mfs not taking their job seriously anymore.

[Wes Field @WesAField]

His and Hers

[Feru ✭ @ferupity]

If u can convince a woman to be ur third baby momma you should be selling houses

[CJ @CL4UDI4_J]

MID MID MID SKIP SKIP

[CJ @CL4UDI4_J]

What should I take? A trip. Who should I take? His biTCH

[ein @stylishdawg]

being drunk is kind of like claude code for having fun

[ALMIGHTEE. @realalmightee]

Drake being the only one without a heat signature in the ‘Ran To Atlanta’ music video because he’s the ICEMAN

[bailey @Baileymoon15]

i was put on earth to go out to dinner

[BABY DOLL 🧚🏽🇿🇦 @moretshiaa]

Not even Shakespeare was moving like this in his prime😭

[Makabe Tsolo 🇿🇦 @Tsolomm]

When I heard Drake say you getting bodied by a singing nigga

[Noor ✭ @Noorthevirgo]

Drake and Future just like me and my ex

[The White House @WhiteHouse]

ICED OUT.

[Julia 🇺🇸 @Jules31415]

Spotted in Lancaster County, PA 🇺🇸

[ravn @mfnravn]

also mandela effect is wild i swear i had more hoes than this

[۟ @fentanyl]

I'm finna go IPhone 5c Audemar Piguet twin