Eric Grundhoefer

Handpicked highlights from my existential crisis.

[Eric Grundhoefer @Yougotericd]

@MaxxChewning Water fountain

[Eric Grundhoefer @Yougotericd]

I will give someone $1,000 to come and clean my closet right now because it’s starting to look like an episode of Hoarders directed by Quentin Tarantino.

#HelpMe #ClosetConfessions #SendBackup

[Eric Grundhoefer @Yougotericd]

Honestly, at this point, I trust gas station sushi more than people who say “no worries” after you apologize. #TrustIssues #RedFlagsEverywhere

[jeje @jestJJmei]

How is rent for 28 days the same amount as 31 days??? Where my change!!

[Eric Grundhoefer @Yougotericd]

Can we get a Cyber Mobile @Tesla ?!

[Eric Grundhoefer @Yougotericd]

Plot twist: The real Oscar goes to the CGI artist who made us believe half these actors still have hairlines.

[Cinema Tweets @CinemaTweets1]

Protect Adam Sandler At All Costs #Oscars2025

[Eric Grundhoefer @Yougotericd]

Just watched John Cena win the #WWEChamber. Or did I? Can’t see him, but I felt the victory.

[Eric Grundhoefer @Yougotericd]

My kid just asked why we don’t have flying cars in 2025. I said, ‘Ask Congress.’ Now he’s writing a letter. Kids > adults. I have a feeling they can read crayon just fine.

[Eric Grundhoefer @Yougotericd]

Scientists just found a fish in the Pacific that screams when it’s scared. We’ve officially run out of normal animals.

[Eric Grundhoefer @Yougotericd]

@cb_doge Agreed.

[Eric Grundhoefer @Yougotericd]

It gets better and better 😂

[Jeff Sunday @TheDegenWeekly]

This might be the best SNL skit in the last 20 years

[Eric Grundhoefer @Yougotericd]

Learned more from @elonmusk on @joerogan podcast than I have from the news in the past five years. At this point, just let them handle all future press briefings. Also, I would like to go to Mars.

[Eric Grundhoefer @Yougotericd]

Just took a nap so good I thought I woke up in a new timeline.

[Eric Grundhoefer @Yougotericd]

I’m convinced that my phone updates apps just to remind me who’s really in charge.

[Eric Grundhoefer @Yougotericd]

Nothing says adulthood like making a to-do list and immediately ignoring it for 7 days straight.

[Eric Grundhoefer @Yougotericd]

I don’t care how strong your personality is, one “k.” text will humble your entire existence.

[Eric Grundhoefer @Yougotericd]

Sometimes I pause my music to make sure I’m not being followed, as if a serial killer would wait politely for me to finish vibing to Taylor Swift.

[Eric Grundhoefer @Yougotericd]

My toxic trait is thinking I can fix my entire life in one productive afternoon.

[Eric Grundhoefer @Yougotericd]

This is the ONLY answer. 😂