YouHateMoviesQuotes

Pearls of wit & wisdom from your favorite @youhatemovies hosts, presented devoid of context for your enjoyment.

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“If you’re listening to this, you’re probably a dumb idiot who doesn’t know how to watch movies properly.” @youhatemovies

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“How, and why, and who cares? That’s my audit.“ #abisaudit @youhatemovies

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“I don’t know that ‘meh’ is how I would articulate it…” @youhatemovies

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“I’m sorry, Bers says no.” @youhatemovies

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“So think about Batman, but in the style of Fargo.” @youhatemovies

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“What’s that one band that gives away free tickets to their concerts if you have a tattoo?”
“Chipotle?”
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“Dan Aykroyd is not in Dune 2!” @youhatemovies

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“I like family. If the juggalos can have one, we can have one.” @youhatemovies

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“Rehome the cat, mon.“ @youhatemovies

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“It was a wretched movie, just a terrible experience from start to finish…anyway, check it out!” @youhatemovies

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#tyty @youhatemovies @tylerhanns

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“It’s a great film to watch if you want to lose all faith in humanity and have a few laughs along the way.” @youhatemovies

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“It was a bad setup, and you chose poorly.” @youhatemovies

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“I love logging. I really do.” @youhatemovies

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“The Matt Hughes Skooch and Wait - that is a surefire tactic in any battle.” @youhatemovies

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“I want to turn all of our subscribers against Tyler.” @youhatemovies

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“Get ready - we’re gonna do a ‘Best of David Fincher’ episode - now that I’ve said it on the podcast, we have to do it.” @youhatemovies

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“I’m gonna fire up my elbow jets.” @youhatemovies

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“If it weren’t for Josiah, Maleficent would not be a part of my life.” @youhatemovies

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“What even happened in that movie? There’s like one scene!” @youhatemovies

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“That was the one comment on all the cards - ‘Fart opera a little confusing’.” @youhatemovies