Stoner Moments

If you can relate to these, you may be a stoner.

[Stoner Moments @YouMayBeAStoner]

If you instantly forget something you just read, has it gone in one eye and out the other? Or does the saying only apply to hearing?

[Stoner Moments @YouMayBeAStoner]

@tweetmesohard is like a favorite smoke spot. You wish the world could bask in its glory,but you also don't want the spot blown up. #selfish

[Stoner Moments @YouMayBeAStoner]

Ever "crack your back" so good you felt an inch taller? #youmaybeastoner

[Stoner Moments @YouMayBeAStoner]

If you know the truth of 'when your mouth is gettin dry, you plenty high' #youmaybeastoner

[Stoner Moments @YouMayBeAStoner]

If you've ever been "pulled over" by a tow truck #youmaybeastoner

[onlyastoner @onlyastoner]

did you know inspiration is flammable?

[Stoner Moments @YouMayBeAStoner]

If you ever found the TV remote in the kitchen sink, #youmaybeastoner.

[DabSoHard™ @DabSoHard]

#DabSoHard Go to the teachers parking lot look for the first car unlocked. and hot box that shit

[Prop215 Patient 🚺 @Prop215Patient]

I haven't jumped out of an airplane high

[Stoner Moments @YouMayBeAStoner]

If you've been wondering what the fuck "you may beast oner" means #youmaybeastoner

[Stoner Moments @YouMayBeAStoner]

If you have a high tolerance #youmaybeastoner

[Stoner Moments @YouMayBeAStoner]

If you don't have a favorite sports team, but you do have a favorite brand of cookie #youmaybeastoner

[x @xmxaxgxa]

I feel like a brand new person after I smoke a bowl and drink my cup of coffee in the morning

[Stoner Moments @YouMayBeAStoner]

I just took a full 2 minutes to tuck in a stuffed dog. The kid wasn't even in the room yet. #stonermoments

[Stoner Moments @YouMayBeAStoner]

Ever realize Little Hugs are just un-frozen Ice Pops? #stonermoments

[Stoner Moments @YouMayBeAStoner]

Today I made a baby cry, then laughed about it. #evil

[Stoner Moments @YouMayBeAStoner]

Why is it that in the store Capri Sun boxes break open all the time, but at home they are impossible for me to get into?

[BB @bb_ceasergirl]

Need to teach kids that somehow "@Humboldt_Jay: People who are different are awesome. Those who follow society are boring."

[JustBlaze 420 @420Reporter]

@YouMayBeAStoner if you would leave your girl for maryjane ;)

[Stoner Moments @YouMayBeAStoner]

#420 is the answer to life, the universe, and everything. Party on, my intergalactic brethren.