BeatrízBebéBotón

🐣boss baby bitch in charge

[BeatrízBebéBotón @youneverdothat]

a bear wouldn’t kill me. it would know i’m pure of heart.

[BeatrízBebéBotón @youneverdothat]

is it done, then?

[Sopranos World @SopranosWorld]

Happy international women’s day

[BeatrízBebéBotón @youneverdothat]

it’s not that i don’t believe your kid is very smart, it’s that i think you’re an idiot

[BeatrízBebéBotón @youneverdothat]

on my deathbed i’ll regret not being meaner

[BeatrízBebéBotón @youneverdothat]

where the fox and the hound gay? i never saw it

[BeatrízBebéBotón @youneverdothat]

i wouldve killed woody harrelson with a hammer if i was rosie perez in white man cant jump i can tell u that much

[BeatrízBebéBotón @youneverdothat]

dios aprieta, pero no ahorca ni escupe en la boca (😔)

[BeatrízBebéBotón @youneverdothat]

went to the dick sucking wearhouse and everyone there knew you

[BeatrízBebéBotón @youneverdothat]

“34, no filter” yeah i know, you look like shit

[BeatrízBebéBotón @youneverdothat]

sorry to tina fey but she got it wrong bc the meanest girls i ever met were fucking busted

[BeatrízBebéBotón @youneverdothat]

and still i smize

[BeatrízBebéBotón @youneverdothat]

i know, I KNOW it sounds like a lie, but i’m dead serious when i tell you, Lily called him “Bit Pratt”

[Kat ♱ @albertcamslut]

Disco is dead but we can revive her

[Brooks Otterlake @i_zzzzzz]

Oh hey man. We were just talking about your Flaw — the immutable thing you’re only vaguely aware of that makes you unworthy of true love. Anyway what’s new

[BeatrízBebéBotón @youneverdothat]

YEARN WHILE YOU CAN

[BeatrízBebéBotón @youneverdothat]

between the terrible fucking wigs on actors on any movie of any budget and the terrible plastic surgery, i feel like i’m in psychosis

[BeatrízBebéBotón @youneverdothat]

only good reason to have kids is to tell other parents they’re doing it wrong

[aka @akafaceUS]

This 56 year old woman is going viral because she looks 26.

Thoughts?

[Jordan @itsjordanapps]

to live through zou bisou bisou discourse twice in your lifetime is something so beautiful