YoungArse

Not that young anymore but still an arse. Long live Arsene Wenger.

[HLTCO @HLTCO]

The replay of this Xhaka strike from behind the goal on 50 seconds is absolutely glorious.

[YoungArse @YoungArse]

Going to take a break from Twitter for a bit.

Doubt I need to tell anyone just how frustrating I’ve found it on here since douchebag @ElonMusk took over, but as of late I am just finding the algorithm intolerable.

Apologies to all for my constant ranting too.

Much love x

[Trung Phan @TrungTPhan]

So wild that Spain operates in the completely wrong time zone. It’s lined up with UK and Portugal but shares same time zone with countries as far east as Poland, Slovakia and Hungary.

Helps explain late lunches, late dinners and siestas (which are dope, though).

All because Spanish dictator Franco put the country’s time zone in line with Germany in 1940 (Franco wanted to stay neutral during WWII and, instead, decided to show support for Hitler by switching to the German time zone).

Over the decades, the government has floated plans to change time zones…but it hasn’t been done yet.

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More here: https://t.co/Hb64G2kv32

[YoungArse @YoungArse]

@ElonMusk you can lie to your moronic minions about your numbers and/or show them the metrics they don’t understand, but we all know Twitter is down on every single metric and is a burning bag of shite.
https://t.co/YbKSgffV3h

[YoungArse @YoungArse]

Shout out @elonmusk and his minion of virgin dweebs who have convinced the world he’s a beacon of freedom of speech, when in actuality he’s complying with more govt requests than ever before.

Lying POS hypocrite is a lying POS hypocrite. Big shock
https://t.co/GXoLcF47sf

[YoungArse @YoungArse]

Extremely close to deleting Twitter. What a piece of shit you’ve created @elonmusk.

Also you’re a full grown man that retweets AI images of himself daily.

You might be rich but that’s fucking gay.

You’re also a bitch that got pressed by Mark Zuckerberg LOOOL

[The Different Knock 🏆 @DiffKnock]

Trossard pulled his pants down then bought him the new home shirt to say sorry

Fairs

[The Different Knock 🏆 @DiffKnock]

If Saliba starts and we win on Saturday, he will be the quickest Arsenal player EVER to achieve 50 League wins for the club.

[@Arsenal]

🔗 https://t.co/KZS7hX8MBQ

[YoungArse @YoungArse]

This bitch got them absolutely fucking crazy eyes.

Blokes will know exactly what I mean

[Sky Sports News @SkySportsNews]

BREAKING: Bournemouth agree club-record £40.25m deal for striker Evanilson from Porto 🍒

[YoungArse @YoungArse]

Considering the set says 18+ on the fucking box, obviously not, you bloody retard?

[Primekelly414 (comms closed atm) @Primekelly414]

Listen I know this is a collectors set but this is a widespread issue so I have to ask, given the prices, is Lego even for kids anymore?

[Laura Kirk-Francis @LauraKirk12]

Nothing brings this nation together like hating on a Jake Humphrey tweet, it really is magic to see

[YoungArse @YoungArse]

@ek365_ @Keir_crypto He meant the basics of business g, not to drive

[YoungArse @YoungArse]

I don't understand why people can’t wrap their tiny little brains round this?

£70 for two hours.

£35 an hour.

£10 an hour on fuel.

£25 an hour before road tax, insurance, servicing, MOT, tyres and more…

Then the tax man takes 20% of what’s left.

Again. Use your brain ffs.

[💎 @TJayyyy_1]

I was getting charged £70 for 2 hour lessons

[YoungArse @YoungArse]

@PoznanInMyPants Jesus, don’t ever say this again. Even as a joke.

[Netflix UK & Ireland @NetflixUK]

Roll on Season 2 of The Gentlemen. 🔥

Filming is due to kick off in 2025!

[YoungArse @YoungArse]

Also Jake fucking Humphrey. Going straight onto mute. Wtf is that nonce turning up on my TL for. The next Huw Edwards, I’m telling you

[YoungArse @YoungArse]

I might be alone in saying it but you failed as a parent if your child is bricking it on a-level results day.

That pressure was there because you built that up to be a life-defining moment for them.

Bizarre considering all adults agree a-levels mean fuck all in the real world

[Jake Humphrey @mrjakehumphrey]

This is a text from my Dad this morning.

It was the love, patience and understanding of my parents that got me through my a-level results day.

If someone in your life hasn’t got the results they want today, put an arm around and show love. Their future is far from written…