dj apollo

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[dj apollo @youngdjapollo]

"just cuz you got that new aritzia don't make you a new bitch"

- jack

[dj apollo @youngdjapollo]

yo mama ageing at the speed of white

[dj apollo @youngdjapollo]

don't work at Nintendo but I keep that switch on me cuz

[dj apollo @youngdjapollo]

"I would switch up I my day 1s for some carrot cake"

- greg

[dj apollo @youngdjapollo]

you can tell the economy is bad rn - they're selling vans at ssense

[dj apollo @youngdjapollo]

"they had a dream so I woke them up" 😳

-brock boyd

[dj apollo @youngdjapollo]

djing clubs is crazy because how do I hype up the girls all night and then YOU smash ??? dafuq

[dj apollo @youngdjapollo]

so fake we call em taipei

[dj apollo @youngdjapollo]

R : what do you want to do ?
you choose. hunting, fishing or drinking.
L : hmm i kinda wanna shoot a gun right now.
R : fishing it is

[dj apollo @youngdjapollo]

sumtimes, you just gotta industry plant yourself 🙄

[dj apollo @youngdjapollo]

i will hit your birth certificate with a 'return to sender' stamp

[dj apollo @youngdjapollo]

sometimes, you need to fight fuck-ups with more fuck-ups.

- also the electrician

[dj apollo @youngdjapollo]

violence is not the answer, it's the question. the answer is : yes.

- the electrician

[dj apollo @youngdjapollo]

i DO NOT enjoy having the jets turned on me. i am the one who turns on the jets.

[dj apollo @youngdjapollo]

its a coincidence in french : fluke du soleil

[dj apollo @youngdjapollo]

beer is just irish soya sauce

[dj apollo @youngdjapollo]

le perles et paddock c'est rendu un bureau de chantier construction esti que ca va mal

[dj apollo @youngdjapollo]

to a server serving 1 glass of wine :

" no ! if i wanted to drink something your thumb touched, i would eat out of your ear "

- lucille

[dj apollo @youngdjapollo]

drinking with me is whiskey

[dj apollo @youngdjapollo]

i need to stop buying plug-ins and get tattoos