JermBandicoot

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@mikeyshhh and are they hiring ? ..

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I fully support any kind of self betterment that might make a person look odd.
I'm talking to you Mr. jazzercise on the park path.
Work it

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We used to have Dinosaurs until global warming got em

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@chelseyniclup do any of your previous emails from Apple address you as customer? Check your purchase history on Apple..

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i just sold my old drum kit to some dad for his 14 y/o son. Closest thing I've ever done to passing a torch </3

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*torys making their way over to the ledge for the victory after after party*

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My eyes are bright, but my tail could stand to be a little bushier.

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@_innatum hmm sleeping, also my foot is kinda toast and in a walking boot :/

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@_innatum so the night bass show was good?

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Also the 87 year old guy I sit next to really deserves a scribe.

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Blog post #1: you did that to your foot running to or from your girlfriend?

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I could have a whole blog solely based on the sleazy jokes I hear at work about my crutches

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@ misercordia waiting room and I can finally read all of these saved articles on my phone

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Wpg house/techno scene rn gives me kid in candy shop feels. 🍭

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@StreetLibrarian k but me first..

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I want one gold tooth

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Some one punch me in the face

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You're mad at dr luke (good)

Just maybe think twice before you stream Teenage Dream again and make him money. #FreeKesha

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Kris tells me my tech house isn't techno enough. Now I'm just mad cus I have to reEvaluate EVERYTHING

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*flash* TEETH *flash* SMILE