Superintendent Citrus

Young? Yes. Nasty? You bet. Skol.

[Superintendent Citrus @YoungNastyU]

OFFICIAL: J.J. McCarthy has been EXPELLED from Young Nasty University.

[Adam Schefter @AdamSchefter]

Trade: Vikings are sending J.J. McCarthy to the New York Giants, sources me, @rapsheet and @mikegarafolo.

[Superintendent Citrus @YoungNastyU]

Bad Day. Sad Day.

[Adam Schefter @AdamSchefter]

ESPN sources: the Vikings have named Kyler Murray their starting QB.

[Superintendent Citrus @YoungNastyU]

I hate you.

[Minnesota Twins @Twins]

The North Loop is experiencing a power outage. Our pregame ceremonies will begin in a delay until this issue is resolved.

[Ryan Hammer🔨 @ryanhammer09]

What else can you say about the mayor of Ames. Tamin Lipsey 🫡

[Commander Purdy @CyClone501st]

I may be defecting from the Clone Army. I am ready for the Rogers era of Cyclone football. Roger Rogers.

[Superintendent Citrus @YoungNastyU]

I know you’re itching for a clone cone, Ryan.

[Ryan Hammer🔨 @ryanhammer09]

Basketball time in Mackey 🚂🌪️

[Superintendent Citrus @YoungNastyU]

Nines of Templar, we ride Sunday at noon.

[Adam Schefter @AdamSchefter]

Vikings quarterback J.J. McCarthy cleared concussion protocol Thursday, his final step in returning to the starting lineup in time for Sunday’s game against the Commanders.

Story via @SeifertESPN:

https://t.co/PT9j79jVgK

[Beanie @ConeyConecupJr]

@steelers @BordasLaw Asante Samuel jr vs Darius slay

[Superintendent Citrus @YoungNastyU]

Minnesota and Wisconsin made Mike Leach proud today. #AirRaid #AxeGame

[Timberwolves Clips @WolvesClips]

Bones Hyland fullcourt one-handed pass to Leonard Miller for the transition layup

[Superintendent Citrus @YoungNastyU]

@BearsPR Jaylon Johnson (sex addict) questionable with a groin injury…

[Superintendent Citrus @YoungNastyU]

@CyClone501st Can you please try a Leonard Miller edit next? Thank you.

[Skip Bayless @RealSkipBayless]

Man, Aaron turned his ankle badly enough the cart was needed to take him to the locker room? Just terrible for the Jets. Now that's a hard knock.

[Superintendent Citrus @YoungNastyU]

@Minnesotajoe2 @Vikings @HutchSevenSix #FireZimmer

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@BlueJays MVP