Your Highness

Random thoughts in the clouds.

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When you wash your hair then vomit in it. #weaningoffantidepressants

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I would be nauseous as hell if it weren't for weed . Now my biggest problem is trying not to eat an entire bag of #Oreos. #legalizeit

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The only reason for my anonymity on this page is because of work. Not because I'm fucking creepy or some shit.

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I'm a fucking genuinely nice person. Not like everyone thinks of themselves as a nice person, but an actual nice person. #doesthismakesense

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Thankful to live where #weedislegal , as it should be everywhere. #legalizeit

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Not gonna lie, this is a bit of a scary time in my life right now but no worries I have ideal support finally. #justsayin #kindacryptic

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I wish I could just think my nails into a color. Maybe a matte gray today.

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I wish my nails would paint themselves.

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and just like that, my crippling nausea and anxiety is eased and the worst side effect will be a craving for pizza rolls #legalizeit

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My face just got caught in your web of balls.

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#djangusroundstone and #chipwhitley need a tv series of some kind. Or more bits. I don't know, just more please. @ConanOBrien #DaveFranco

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Is it weird that I find #mattdamon most attractive in #eurotrip ?
#scottydoesntknow #donttellscotty

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@MileyCyrus I love you and your love for all the animals. And when you started voicing for beagles, you stole my heart.

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According to the last thing I texted my husband, we could be having #hamburgerhelper strfanoff for dinner.

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My previous tweet is the #highest thing I've ever written. #yourwelcome #pleasedontelecttrump #muhfucka hi @LastWeekTonight I heart you

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Santhenis Fiddle.
That just popped into my head. It means nothing, but it has a sick beat when I say it in my mind.

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Whenever I say "I told you so" or "called it" to somebody, I wish I could say it in @iamjohnoliver 's voice

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I would make the best cat because naps and cuteness.
And pushing shit off tables and shelves just to be an asshole.

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I'm setting my alarm to wake up.
I hope this is a mistake and I don't actually have work tomorrow.

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Each #Hemsworth brother isin film about people insome kindof controlledarena
Liam #TheHungerGames
Luke #Westworld
Chris #cabininthewoods