Silky Johnson

I show up, if im not already there.

[Śaciṣṭha @RiseBharata]

Wtf Man.

[Trey @treydayway]

Told a guy about how we used to record music off the radio onto cassettes and he looked at me like I saw Lincoln get shot live

[Big Choctaw @Derekalexander_]

As an adult, missing trash day is one of the biggest L’s you can take

[Bite-Sized Nostalgia @landofthe80s]

This is true 👍

[Karen McGee @karenmotherof2]

Probably Henry Ruggs “Full Throttle”

[Silky Johnson @Your_M0Ms]

@Russellmania621 @Domo_DMV Surely those people will chime in at some point and start liking and agreeing with your BS takes right?

Court of public opinion seems to think you're a clown and numbers don't lie.

Take the L and go cry on bluesky.

[Silky Johnson @Your_M0Ms]

@gofishh77 Auto-boats row out? Sorry, I know that was bad 😬

[Bite-Sized Nostalgia @landofthe80s]

🤣🤣🤣

[Del @TheCartelDel]

Every single thing has now entered the "what the fuck?" price bracket.

[Dissident West @dissidentwest]

The internet was infinitely better before the entire world was using it.

[✪ Evil Te𝕏an ✪ @vileTexan]

Hardest working motherfucker in Texas this week

[Monkeyjunk11 @Monkeyjunk11]

😬

[YourFavoriteGuy @guychristensen_]

The average Roman didn’t know their empire collapsed they just noticed their roads stopped being repaired one day.

[Not A Number @myhiddenvalue]

Exactly

[Thrilla the Gorilla @ThrillaRilla369]

“I’ll just get gas in the morning” is one of the worst decisions you can make as an adult

[The Redheaded libertarian @TRHLofficial]

Happy Father’s Day to all of the dads who go the extra mile.

[Benny Boy @Camel_Crushin]

You’re not driving an 18 wheeler. You’re driving a Hyundai Santa Fe. Make that right turn and let’s get fucking moving.