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🍂Dixiecrat🍂DF Deputy🍂

[Retard 🙃 @ParishStoner]

We are never going to recover as a country from the fact we bend to literal crying faggots at every moment of brief resistance

[Moongazer @joeybeastmarket]

It becomes overwhelming at a certain point. It becomes unbearable. In 1972 this was mine, by law, when I was 16 years old. All I had to do was work at a diner for one summer. And she’d love me. She’d love me forever. And orgasm from penetration. Because she didn’t have a 60k rpm solfeggio sequence vibrator for her clitoris (fake organ never proved). Because she trusted me. And now today it’s not even a hypothetical. This woman might as well be in a parallel universe. Im invisible to her. I was denied her uterus at birth. It was made illegal for me to pursue her and illegal for her to sex me. Obama left his fingerprints on her womb and my vas deferans. Her ant-sized woman “brain” was soaked, like a sponge, in 19 (she better not be a day older) years of talmudic-muslim-faggotcommunist propaganda to the point where she would only feel permitted to have sex with a mulatto 39 year old crypto rugger who socially signals as a communist bottom but also he has a fifteen million dollar net worth (my tax dollars gifted to him by John Thune (who is not a human being and therefore no action taken toward him is illegal or immoral)) it’s just insane I’m going to go insane. Anyways no I’m not using the app today I’ll just take 2 Big Macs and a 20 piece. Why do you even ask. No meal. I don’t want the soda I don’t know when you’ve last cleaned the soda stream. It could be oxidized. Calcified. The Haitian drive through headphone operator cashier Sumerian sacrifice candidate (third gen; cannot read or write, cannot extrapolate the passage of time) looks at me in total confusion. “Is you paying cash or card?” I leave the drive thru empty handed and speed back to my parents house. Maybe when I’m thirty they’ll let me date my hot cousin

[Unc @YourBasedUnc]

@EzRawBoxing i want all muslims and immigrants to lose all rights and citizenship

[Unc @YourBasedUnc]

@BritniDWrites rwds when

[Dreamweaver @DreamweaverOnX]

does anybody know why job applications ask if you’re mexican like 3 times?

[Unc @YourBasedUnc]

@liberty_lyss finally, someone making this post thats actually appropriate

[Create Profit @Create_Profit]

Bro it’s called a Roth IRA, it’s so sick. You just live in poverty for 50 years, then one day you wake up and your dick doesn’t work, but you get to open your phone and see a big number, and the best part? It’s all tax-free.

[Unc @YourBasedUnc]

@SpartyOnMSU13 its not too much and its bs you cant every day

[Unc @YourBasedUnc]

@mikelasater i could live to be 2000 years old and never understand this faggot shit

[Unc @YourBasedUnc]

@BrianAtlas Id rather just be shot

[𝐆𝐫𝐢𝐦𝐚𝐥𝐝𝐮𝐬 @ImperiumFirst]

> Announces first livestreamed ехеcսtion
> Does it to drum up hype for the midterms
> Walks it back immediately

Literally all this nigga does is рսѕѕу out

[Unc @YourBasedUnc]

This country is so fucking gay, Republicans are as gay as democrats pussy ass cancelation what a bitch

[Fox News @FoxNews]

BREAKING: Trump rules out livestream for Fort Hood attacker Nidal Hasan's firing squad execution

[Unc @YourBasedUnc]

@CongressmanRaja If only there was an enormous country where 2 billion Hindu Indians could live safely

[Unc @YourBasedUnc]

@TayFidei Why even respond to blax

[Unc @YourBasedUnc]

@SpartyOnMSU13 I never have tbh

[Unc @YourBasedUnc]

@Cloudwatch199 Americans dont go to Hindu temples

[Unc @YourBasedUnc]

@mikelasater She blocked me after replyingi thought we were gonna become friends

[Unc @YourBasedUnc]

@mikelasater I was a degen in college and this type of girl was always into me despite me being vocally racist and homophobic. Type of girl that things Pabst blue ribbon is the nectar of the Gods

[Unc @YourBasedUnc]

@alekseythegr8 economy is grim brotha

[Unc @YourBasedUnc]

@ChowderGroyper put all of it on a kalshi parlay

[contrabane 🎃 @c0ntrabane]

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