Moby DickHead

Amateur comedian & professional beer drinker
i like turtles
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@Speros_OG. Has anyone ever told you that you sound just like rapper lil Dicky? Lol

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@Speros_OG wheres the live morning stream? Im trying to watch some apex big papa

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@danieljtgallen @JesseGilbert12

[Daniel Gallen @danieljtgallen]

#Vikings QB Kirk Cousins was 30 of 37 against the #Eagles, which made him the first player in NFL history to complete at least 30 passes in four consecutive games.

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@80Driver4life You're gayer than your boyfriend

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@ArifHasanNFL Who gives a fuck. Look at that lead lol

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#skol #vikings #Minnesota

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I'm not always an asshole. Sometimes I'm asleep

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If you really need to quickly impress a chick.. do the helicopter dick. #advicefromdusty

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Time to get litty 🔥 #Halloweekend #FridayFeeling

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@JesseGilbert12 😂😂😂

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Yeah probably won't be like this much longer. #movingontobetterthings

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It's Saturday afternoon it's time to powder your ball sack and show the world what your made of. No one can stop ya. #inspiration

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All is fair in love and beer 🍻
#FridayFeeling

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Me: *reading funny tweets online
Me: *shines light onto 2 year old son's face
Me: ok good ur still up listen to this one

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#Friday #wanker

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It's Friday & you're ready to grab Life by the tits. Youre starting your day with a big smile and even bigger balls who's better than you?

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@JesseGilbert12 trueee

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When your bff says he's gonna shout ya out on your new Twitter but doesn't so now you gotta pull up @JesseGilbert12