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You know when you walk into a room and forget why you went in? That's God, playing The Sims, canceling your action.

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Skypeception!!!!

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R.I.P 1990's..... The last generation with common sense.

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When a teacher asks you "What is a dictator?" Do not answer with "A potato that looks like a dick" It is not the right answer... trust me

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If I go on a date & its bad, I'm just gonna stand up and say "im an actor, they're all actors, & you're on MTV's disaster date!" & run out.

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Driving like a normal person on Grand theft auto.

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That awkward moment when you're alone with someone you don't know so well.

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When you're at the top of a roller coaster, SHIT JUST GOT REAL!

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“@autocorrects: 2011: I'm sexy and I know it. 1836: I'm physically attractive and I'm aware of this statement.”

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okay = everything's cool.

okay? = you make no sense.

okay... = you're creepy.

okayy = i don't care.

k. = i'm so pissed off.

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In bed, it's 6AM you close your eyes for 5 minutes, it's 7:45. At school it's 1:30, close your eyes for 5 minutes, it's 1:31

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iF ShE sTilL wRitES LiKE ThiS sHe iS tOo yOunG FOr YoU BrO.

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"Class, I'm coming around to check your homework"... "HOMEWORK? Shit!"

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That awkward moment when you gently throw your phone onto your bed and it decides to bounce off 3 walls, Knock over a lamp, and kill a cat.

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Saying "AAAAAAAH" in front of the fan to hear your robot voice.

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That awkward moment when you accidentally touch someone's butt while walking.

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Going to the supermarket with your mom & secretly putting a snack into the cart without her knowing. (;

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That moment when someone interrupts you while you're telling a story. Bitch, I'm talking, shut the f^ck up.

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How I view dogs: Beagle, German Shepherd, Poodle, Maltese, Labrador. How I view cats: Cat, cat, cat, cat.

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Crows are able to remember the faces of people who mistreated them.