You're Nearly Dead:

You haven't long left, so let's all create something. Listen to the podcast, and we'll tastefully tear everything apart together.
Ben A, Matt G, Charlie H

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@BenAddicott HmMm..

[Ploxa @PloxaMusic]

+Photo to accompany the story of the time-flavoured burger
@BenAddicott @MCGrumball faces not included. @HoganShogun should be enough for you
@FiveGuysUK
@BirminghamNewSt

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YND 15: What Are You Doing

This week’s theme is Poetic Audio Description.

Will Charlie return to form after his devastating Lame Duck in ep. 14?

Will Matt give Charlie the satisfaction he craves, and give up his well won cup?

One way to find out...

https://t.co/5ScwjqlOZR

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What's that, another amazing episode of You're Nearly Dead!

Yes. It's exactly that.

This week’s tricksy theme is ‘Travel Diary’. Never one to shirk a challenge, your hosts get down and dirty in the word maze with 3 very different interpretations.

https://t.co/vUTHl2Lq0U

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We're banging out entertainment. x3 professional idiots bring short new writing to the slaughter each episode. Here's another.
"Worth listening to, if you've nothing else in your life." Andy Kershaw
@verygoodnetwork #PoemADay

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NEW PODCAST ALERT: YND 13: Got Clogged https://t.co/gv4W9T1BOA #podcast

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New stuff, you may listen
L
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T
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like a bell
https://t.co/lla5sKwp09

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"Unknown Wife"

Unknown Wife: *speculating at bedtime* I don't know if I did a poo today.
Me: Looking at you, I don't think you did.
UW: WHAT? Are you saying I look fat?
Me: NO. *Sensitively* You just look full of poo

#PoemADay #newseries #unknownwife

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@verygoodnetwork Ah, you finally latched onto the hint.

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When you're not very good, and you don't want anyone else to know.

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Don't know what's going on here #carparks #carparkpics why is it in my phone

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#poemaday @POETSorg https://t.co/LS45Bd4l5g

[alan fielden @afielden]

I'd like to teach

the world to sing

in happy disarray

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Don't/do be a bellend. Download, Listen to this on your next travels. #freshpoetry #Poem #MentalHealthAwarenessWeek
On iTunes as You're Nearly Dead https://t.co/RIcK6SvadB

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NEW EPISODE!

Ben, Matt, and Charlie are friends, but will they be after this episode? Listen now to their poetic take on the theme of 'Friends I Cannot Stand'.

Subscribe on iTunes, or wherever you get your podcasts, or stream live from our blog:

https://t.co/1aJjWuqZRH

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I've never
Seen so much algae
Over someone else's
Washing
!

#girlswillbegirls #poetry #POEMS

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@SusieSillett #girlswillbegirls ✓✓✓
Very well put. What a classy listener-base we have!
#keepbritaintidy #algae https://t.co/0sVXKRpsPC

[Susie Sillett @SusieSillett]

@YoureNearlyDead, was enjoying my first listen of your 'wedded' podcast, but was filled with RAGE at erasure of women in MG's story. It was my idea to throw the algae and I was key part of Grumblarr shenanigans. Also we had to clean it up in front of witnesses. #girlswillbegirls

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@DabeyG Can we use "some chucks" on our new poster?

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@BenAddicott /below

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@BenAddicott I can imagine you flitting between the 2 suggestions above.

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What an excellent review! Latest episode "Shagging Other Dogs" available on iTunes
+ https://t.co/Seq03sRVj6

New release every Monday
#creativity #BankHolidayWeekend #CreativiaPub https://t.co/kYOz6Toesl

[David Grumball @DabeyG]

I was on the 30th April one.
I get some chuckles listening to the podcast each week. https://t.co/dpk5iYWU7c

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@BenAddicott Gross.

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Another wonderful Monday night show in the bag. Contribute for next week's YND:
Write a piece
To the theme, "Friends I Cannot Stand"
Any length, except really long.
#toolonggoesinthebin
#PoetryMonth #poem #MoSalah