@HasanKhxnx I am not suicidal. I eat healthy food. The brakes on my car and truck are in good shape. I practice good trigger discipline and never point a gun at anyone, including myself. There are no deep pools of water on my farm and I’m a pretty good swimmer.
Free PR help for Tom Brady. This is all he had to say:
"Obviously I said I was a Patriot for life, and I meant it. So the success of that franchise always brings me great happiness. Have a lot of love and respect for the Kraft family, Josh McDaniels, Mike Vrabel, and other members of their organization as well.
"As a minority owner of the Las Vegas Raiders, we just hired Seahawks offensive coordinator Klint Kubiak to be our next head coach. I've gotten to know Klint and have great respect and appreciation for the job he does. So if he wins, I would be very happy for him as well. Tough to root against the guy I just hired to be my next head coach!
"At the end of the day, I will be happy regardless."
TOM BRADY ON FOX: “I can’t pick between the Seahawks and Pats. May the best team win.”
DAVID ORTIZ ON FOX: *smiling devilishly, holding up a vial* “If the Yankees win, I’m going to release this serum into the water supply.”