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5 Oral Health tips that will improve your overall wellbeing

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7 Dental Health Tips to enhance your weekend experience

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Are Mouthwashes good for your Oral health?

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[Ankur Warikoo @warikoo]

We had just finished a class where our professor has given us an assignment, convinced that no one would be able to solve it.

He didn't say that, but everyone could see it on his face.
You know, those professors who derive pleasure from the pain of students :)

It is an individual assignment.
I sat down and OMG, the professor was right.

I don't even know where to start.

Unlike India, where, by now I would have called 7 of my friends and we would be "exchanging notes" on how to complete, that is not the done thing in the US.

If it is an individual assignment, it is an individual assignment.

I am staring at my textbook.
Clueless.
And my eyes go to the name of the author.
He is a professor of Physics at Princeton University.
Expected to win the Nobel Prize anytime now.
Basically GOD in the field.

I google him.
Land up on his webpage.
Which has his email.
And I tell myself, "Let's ask him how to solve this assignment. He would surely know!"

I draft an email.
In 5 minutes I get a response, "Where are you stuck?"
In my head, this is not a big deal.
I send an email. He replies.
That is how it works.
That is how emails work!

I reply back (you won't believe this!), "Can you come online on Yahoo messenger?"
(If you do not know about Yahoo messenger, think Tinder in the year 2003. Except it is not for dating, and not with pictures. OK - that wasn't helpful, never mind)

He replies yes.
We come online on Yahoo messenger.
I ask him questions.
He patiently replies.

I actually get my assignment done.
I thank him, wish him good night and we both log off.

I submit the assignment.
Apparently, I was the ONLY student who cracked it.

My professor is now both impressed.
But also low-key shattered that someone solved the assignment.

He calls me and asks me how did I get it done.
And I, matter of fact, tell him that the author of the course textbook helped me.

"Sorry, what? Dr. X helped you?"
"Yes."
"How did he help you?"
"I sent him an email, asking for help. He replied yes. And then he helped me."
"You sent Dr. X an email, asking for homework help?"
"Yes. Am I in trouble?"
"YOU SENT Dr. X AN EMAIL, ASKING FOR HOMEWORK HELP?"
"Ummm. Yes. You are scaring me now?"

"YOUUUU SENTTTT Dr. X AN EMAILLLL, ASKINGGG FORRR HOMEWORKKKKK HELPPPPP?????"

"Haan bhai haan!!!"

You get the drift! :))

I think that was my first cold email in life.
An email to someone who doesn't know me.
Asking for help.

Go ahead.
Send that email today. Send that message today.
Open doors to opportunities that are NOT going to be listed on some job portal, or a LinkedIn post.
Opportunities that crack open in inboxes of people!

[Oluwakay 1 D Ultimate @YourMarketGuy]

@iamdikeh Well, you built our suspense up until the very end. So yeah, actually a good commercial in the grand scheme of things.

Hope you're getting paid though?

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[Oluwakay 1 D Ultimate @YourMarketGuy]

LMFAO 😂🤣🤣

What's actually funnier than this is reading in the thread that about 4 states in the US have some rules similar to this.

Omo, e be things.

[🇺🇬 TMS Ruge 🇺🇦 @tmsruge]

When you’ve run out of ideas

[Oluwakay 1 D Ultimate @YourMarketGuy]

Good statement. 👏🏾👏🏾

[Babajide Sanwo-Olu @jidesanwoolu]

I saw a video of a charming young boy online asking his mom to ‘calm down’ as she was set to punish him for a misdemeanour. I was moved by his sobriety, which reflected in his promise of “last chance”, when confronted with the fact that he is a regular offender.

[Oluwakay 1 D Ultimate @YourMarketGuy]

@Slimeech Interesting argument. Thanks for the share.

[Oluwakay 1 D Ultimate @YourMarketGuy]

Things are really happening!. 🤦🏾‍♂🤦🏾‍♂

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New claim today: ISWAP says its fighters killed and wounded several Nigerian soldiers in the city of Baga two days ago.

[𝐄𝐊. @ekibrahim_]

I wish I lacked critical thinking skills, because some of you guys seem so much happier without them.

[Oluwakay 1 D Ultimate @YourMarketGuy]

LMFAO 😂🤣😂😂🤣

Na movie??????????

[z💕 @__Oluwatoyin]

Lol this is too small. I’ve sent a vn of over an hour to my friend before, and he listened to it lol.

[Oluwakay 1 D Ultimate @YourMarketGuy]

@haswa_kaphy Yes, you can, it's only going to take some time.

[Oluwakay 1 D Ultimate @YourMarketGuy]

Can you guys kindly reply your DM? @UBACares

Thank you.

[Meshkiey @meshkiey]

Exercise of wisdom with @josh2funny 😤😂

[corneliusItepu | Master Tailor @corneliusItepu]

It's funny how if it's possible for us to overpower an animal, and even go as far as killing and eating it, we refer to it as just that - an animal (meat/domestic).

But when we meet our match, or the ones that can overpower, and even kill and eat us, they become wild animals. 🙃