I truly believe that Noah Kahan is one of the greatest songwriters of all time. He just has the digital footprint of both a wannabe fratboy and a yearning middle schooler simultaneously.
Jane Doe from Cornell and her family were just attacked.
Someone, if not multiple, reported a fake active shooting in her home, which triggered a heavy SWAT response. It could’ve killed her and her family.
And then they wonder why women don't speak up.
THIS. IS. WHY.
Update on the Cornell 7 r*pists:
Reports say Winston Lee fled to South Korea; Matthew Ingalls fled to Dubai; and another hired Harvey Weinstein/Diddy's lawyer, Teny Geragos...
Idk about you, but I don't think innocent men move like this.
Holy shit I finally did it
After 10 years of tireless effort
Long flights, hundreds of hours in the studio. I did it
I’m nominated for a Nick kids choice award.
I’m finally gonna get slimed.
I can feel it dripping down my scalp and into my eyes and nostrils
It tastes.. like freedom
Hey Cornell, because of your shit decisions my 14-year old daughter had the absolute joy of listening to two boys on her bus talk about the situation at your university and then say “if (teenage girl) doesn’t give consent, I’ll just get her drunk and rape her”.
Nice fucking work
Hey swifties, so it looks like both businesses thankfully got payed!! Is it possible for us to fix their reviews that were damaged by livies? I was thinking we should review both businesses 5 stars again, since they definitely deserve positive reviews
in a class in college one time this dude fully repeated something I had said almost word for word but changed slightly, and after he did, a girl rose her hand and said "I don't have anything to add but I wanted to point out he just said exactly what Katie said like it was his idea" Happy International Womens month to her..
“i don’t like this song because i can’t relate to it!!” skill issue. with enough creativity and metaphorical thinking anything can be relatable. my brain somehow twisted the lyrics of tlgad to be about some bullshit i went thru in 2022 instead of about a house. expand ur mind.
Scott here wrote in the Cornell 57 groupchat before they g@ng-raped Jane Doe: ''No more Jhu Fatties. Better not be a fatty again.''
Hi Scott, don't worry.
There won't be any more ''fatties'' for you, as you'll be locked up in jail.
Don’t y’all find it weird that the Cornell rapists are trying to doxx Jane Doe but can’t remember her And yet, they can somehow remember she consented to being assaulted??!???
I'll always love Eras but I feel like people now falsely remember each era as being neat and tidy with the same themes, as if Clean and Shake It Off aren't from the same album. If Fearless came out today, people would be like "not all of these songs are about being fearless"