THOR

YOUR MIGHTY THOR IS BACK. THE GOD OF THUNDER AND CAPS. #CHONKERGOD #BANTERONLY

[THOR @YourMightyThor]

WHEN THE GET HELP ANTIC BECOMES KNOWN TO MIDGARDIAN CULTURE. @LokiGodMischief

[Coma G (Parody) @TreasuredAesir]

#Solo #Epiphany When she got home from her lunch that turned into a happy hour or hours with Emma, she found (cont) https://t.co/tzWrnWbmbQ

[THOR @YourMightyThor]

"WHAT? NO. NO!"

[Coma G (Parody) @TreasuredAesir]

"So you're going to join your brother?"

[THOR @YourMightyThor]

"Orgies are fun."

[Coma G (Parody) @TreasuredAesir]

"Can the discussion of orgies please cease?"

[THOR @YourMightyThor]

THAT IS FINE. I HAVE YOUR COMPANY IN THE MEANTIME.

[Silver Laufeyson @Silver_Loki]

"You'll be waiting a while."

[THOR @YourMightyThor]

MOZZARELLA STICKS?

[Coma G (Parody) @TreasuredAesir]

"No."

[THOR @YourMightyThor]

BAKING PIZZA?

[Coma G (Parody) @TreasuredAesir]

She bakes.

[THOR @YourMightyThor]

I'M STILL WAITING ON THAT DRINK.

[Silver Laufeyson @Silver_Loki]

He drinks.

[THOR @YourMightyThor]

"HORNY IN THE SHADOWS."

[Silver Laufeyson @Silver_Loki]

#NewAvi

[THOR @YourMightyThor]

"NO. IS THE PIZZA HERE YET?"

[Silver Laufeyson @Silver_Loki]

"...can someone be 'unadopted'?

Asking for a friend."

[THOR @YourMightyThor]

"TAKE ME WITH YOU! AND DID YOU GET ME THAT DRINK AND PIZZA?"

[Silver Laufeyson @Silver_Loki]

"I am contemplating a vacation from this realm. I'd only be gone... a hundred years? Two hundred tops."

[THOR @YourMightyThor]

"NO, BUT YOU CAN MAKE YOURSELF LOOK LIKE ONE."

[Silver Laufeyson @Silver_Loki]

"Do I look like a pizza delivery boy?"

[THOR @YourMightyThor]

"YOU CAN MAKE IT ARRIVE FASTER."

[Silver Laufeyson @Silver_Loki]

"Why not just order yourself a Pepsi with the pizza and drink that?" I mutter.

[THOR @YourMightyThor]

"WELL... NOT AT PRESENT...

I'LL HAVE THAT DRINK NOW AND ORDER A PIZZA."

[Silver Laufeyson @Silver_Loki]

"And nobody around for the 'pushin' part..."

[THOR @YourMightyThor]

RUNS HIS HAND DOWN HIS CHEST AND BELLY, BRUSHING THE PIZZA CRUMBS AWAY. "JUST A LITTLE CUSHION."

[Silver Laufeyson @Silver_Loki]

"Are you not already a double?"

[THOR @YourMightyThor]

"BROTHER! MAKE MINE A DOUBLE!"

[Silver Laufeyson @Silver_Loki]

Pours a drink and reclines comfortably.

[THOR @YourMightyThor]

"YOU KNOW VERY LITTLE ABOUT ME TO MAKE THAT SORT OF STATEMENT." #NOTWORTHY

[Emma Frost (parody) @IcyEmmaX]

"Thursday... mmm, what sort of Day is Thursday? Thorsday? Fuck that guy. I want his brother."

Side smirks, and snorts.
It had been almost two months since -it- happened, but she still preferred to think of the God of Lies, versus a brainless brute with a tinker toy.

[THOR @YourMightyThor]

*SHIFTY EYES*

[Emma Frost (parody) @IcyEmmaX]

Snorts.
"No. A troll. Unless you feel you also qualify?"

[THOR @YourMightyThor]

"MOI?"

[Emma Frost (parody) @IcyEmmaX]

"That one is deranged..."

[THOR @YourMightyThor]

@Silver_Loki ...MY BRO...

[THOR @YourMightyThor]

@Silver_Loki HE HAS CONQUERED IT!