MC Viking Jesus

A recovering optimist.
A nihilistic prophet.
Wishing that last one was possible.

[MC Viking Jesus @YourNextLord]

I think it's about time Hot Karl and I co-author a poetry book.

"Heart Breaking, Gut Wrenching"
Coming soon.

[Nihilist Arby's @nihilist_arbys]

To the half the nation that suddenly feels doomed: you've always been doomed
The other half celebrates like they ain't doomed too. Heh
Arbys

[Nihilist Arby's @nihilist_arbys]

Whatever. Cut up more animals.
Eat Arbys
#Elections2016

[The Oatmeal @Oatmeal]

How to survive #ElectionNight

[Eric Andre @ericandre]

Really excited about Trump's cabinet: Christie, Gingrich, George Zimmerman, Robert Durst, Skeletor, & the Cobra Kai.

[Vermin Supreme (TM) KING of PRESIDENT America USA @VerminSupreme]

VERMIN SUPREME IS YOUR PRESIDENT.
DEMAND A RECOUNT!!!

[Vermin Supreme (TM) KING of PRESIDENT America USA @VerminSupreme]

I WON.
THE ELECTION WAS RIGGED.
I WILL NOT CONCEDE.
YOU MAY RIOT NOW.

[MC Viking Jesus @YourNextLord]

Just remember. Your vote is as empty as this donught. #vermin2016

[Dirty Dwanye @Goforthcore]

CDs are in. Buy my bands shit.

[MC Viking Jesus @YourNextLord]

Hockey and Warhammer. If that's not living...im already dead inside

[MC Viking Jesus @YourNextLord]

HAHAHAHA good goal keith!!!

[MC Viking Jesus @YourNextLord]

New season, same shit. Who the fuck is Corey Crawford?

[MC Viking Jesus @YourNextLord]

@WWE Please start doing musical numbers. Opera-esq, in style.

[MC Viking Jesus @YourNextLord]

Keep this in mind. https://t.co/s4A2blfjCq

[Zach Weinersmith @ZachWeiner]

Self Destructive Beverage Selection: A Guide
https://t.co/YP0qCZZKDd
#smbc #hiveworks

[MC Viking Jesus @YourNextLord]

@Goforthcore havent even checked yet.

[MC Viking Jesus @YourNextLord]

@Goforthcore Where's your WAAAGH now?

[MC Viking Jesus @YourNextLord]

The two party system is a joke. You're all sheep. We're nothing but peasants. https://t.co/Vmu0ZhPTFm

[Nihilist Arby's @nihilist_arbys]

You'll die alone. There is no debate.
Eat Arbys.

[MC Viking Jesus @YourNextLord]

Peterson-Godar a name you can trust.
"Get ready to feel the Johnson"

[MC Viking Jesus @YourNextLord]

Woman, sitting behind me at hardees, if you don't control your children; I will personally end all of them.

[MC Viking Jesus @YourNextLord]

Earned a comment on how grown up I looked holding the paper and drinking coffee.
Joke's on them, it's the "not so" funnies.

[MC Viking Jesus @YourNextLord]

Dear EVERYTHING,
Please do not sensually speak about your "hot cousin" while im trying to eat.