Playboy

The brand that's been pushing (and removing) buttons since 1953.

[Playboy @YourPIayboy]

Bitch I didn't text you to exercise my fingers, I want a damn reply.

[Playboy @YourPIayboy]

#mythoughtsduringschool "What a hoe"..

[Playboy @YourPIayboy]

A subtweet will f*ck a guilty persons mind up!

[Playboy @YourPIayboy]

Waiting on #oomf to text back 1min? 2mins? 3mins? 4mins? 5mins? 6mins? 7mins? 8mins? 9mins? 10mins? this hoe must be cheatin...

[Playboy @YourPIayboy]

Females Go Through A LOT, Niggas Don't Go Through Enough

[Playboy @YourPIayboy]

11 years old with a lip piercing, shaved head & "bisexual"? Willow Smith needs to be sent to live with her aunty & uncle in Bel Air

[Playboy @YourPIayboy]

Virgin In 2012, You Better Marry That Girl!

[Playboy @YourPIayboy]

i hate when people ask me: what happened to the sweet old you? well, bitches like you killed it

[Playboy @YourPIayboy]

Why Black People Think You'll Remember A Person If They Say A Name Twice? 0_o "You Remember Ashley?" "Ashley Who?" !!! Ashley Ashley?

[Playboy @YourPIayboy]

Bitch, you're just as useful as a red light on Grand Theft Auto.

[Playboy @YourPIayboy]

Ugly bitches favorite line: "I'm far from ugly..." I be like naw bitch, you closer than you think!

[Playboy @YourPIayboy]

I Wish My Daughter Would Make A Twerk Video...So I Can Twerk A Belt Across That Ass!

[Playboy @YourPIayboy]

#NationalAssday shout out to the white girls with asses ??

[Playboy @YourPIayboy]

Bitch I didn't text you to exercise my fingers, I want a damn reply.

[Playboy @YourPIayboy]

I wonder if the clothes in China reads "made around the corner " or some shit.

[Playboy @YourPIayboy]

You say your SINGLE by choice.. Uhm.. Bitch, You a HOE! aint nobody wanna hold you down! #DontStartMeOff

[Playboy @YourPIayboy]

Bitch, don't text me while I'm texting you, now I have to change my text.

[Playboy @YourPIayboy]

Relationship rule: if ya girl don't like that b*tch, DON'T TALK TO THAT B*TCH! If ya man don't like that n*gga, DON'T FCK WITH THAT N*GGA!

[Playboy @YourPIayboy]

*eating in public* : Eats normal / politely. *eating at home* : THESEEE NIGGAS CAN'T HOLD ME BACKKKKKK!

[Playboy @YourPIayboy]

I hate when someone calls my phone and ask "Who is this?" HOE you called me. WHO THE HELL IS YOU?