Your President

I seek a future seat of power, preferably on planet Earth.

[Your President @YourPresident]

As your president, it shall toll for me.

[Your President @YourPresident]

As your president, I shall wonder for whom the bell tolls.

[Your President @YourPresident]

As your president, I shall tell you to go home!

[Your President @YourPresident]

As your president, I shall... #2019In5Words

[Your President @YourPresident]

As your president, I shall remind you to be proud of what you do.

[Your President @YourPresident]

As your president, I shall drink all the alcohol. #FridayFeeling

[Your President @YourPresident]

As your president, I shall remind you that today is the day that you gather all your Amazon packaging, evaluate its eco unfriendliness and lack of sustainability, and question your life choices.

[Your President @YourPresident]

As your president, all I shall want for Christmas is voters.

[Your President @YourPresident]

As your president, I shall point out that if you see mommy kissing Santa Claus then daddy's probably not coming back home.

[Your President @YourPresident]

As your president, I shall allow you to air your grievances for one hour. Then it shall be time for Feats Of Strength.

[Your President @YourPresident]

As your president, I shall start a joke, which will start the whole world crying. But I won't see, oh no, that the joke will be on me, oh no.

[Your President @YourPresident]

As your president, I shall point out that Rudolph's drinking is a cautionary tale.

[Your President @YourPresident]

As your president, I shall remind you that it is not fun to ride in a one horse open sleigh in Africa. Wear sunscreen.

[Your President @YourPresident]

Not your president. #My2019In3Words

[Your President @YourPresident]

As your president, I shall remind you that if you let it snow too much, someone's going to have to shovel the driveway... unless you're in the Southern Hemisphere, in which case you'll have bigger problems.

[Your President @YourPresident]

As your president, I may be a total washout, but I'm not gonna take my kid to a sleazy dog track on Christmas Eve.

[Your President @YourPresident]

As your president, I shall be mad about the voters. I know it's stupid to be mad about the voters. I'm so ashamed of it but must admit the sleepless nights I've had about the voters.

[Your President @YourPresident]

As your president, I shall be very drunk and I shall intend on getting still drunker before each evening is over.

[Your President @YourPresident]

As your president, I shall remind you that extra cheese is two dollars.

[Your President @YourPresident]

As your president, I shall be the Answer to the Ultimate Question of Life, The Universe, and Everything.