Your Uber Driver

What your uber driver is really thinking and quotes of gold heard from the backseat.
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[Your Uber Driver @YourUberDriver2]

Oh please good golly order an uber 😩 https://t.co/FWmcQUylKG

[Your Uber Driver @YourUberDriver2]

Welcome https://t.co/tOdSIRLwBs

[Your Uber Driver @YourUberDriver2]

Thanks Sofia👍 https://t.co/MCtWSbqZ1Z

[Your Uber Driver @YourUberDriver2]

Tbh it ain't really worth the trouble🤐 https://t.co/38dxps7y3p

[Mr. Onederful® @ericonederful]

Not going to lie. Riding in an Uber feels like being kidnapped. I'm shocked every time they take me where I need to go.

[jason @JBinAV]

This Uber is doing the most for the 4th of July

[Your Uber Driver @YourUberDriver2]

Thanks for thinking of me, man. https://t.co/GpTNMccGZ9

[eric curtin @dubstep4dads]

i checked my texts and ive been drunk texting one of my recent uber drivers

[Your Uber Driver @YourUberDriver2]

...please no https://t.co/ZdQVnQr5Rc

[Your Uber Driver @YourUberDriver2]

Sometimes it's nice to have a polite conversation, ya know? https://t.co/TzqYR0zhqE

[Your Uber Driver @YourUberDriver2]

This kind of thing never fails to make my day https://t.co/pUiFIullJ8

[Your Uber Driver @YourUberDriver2]

Backseat quote:
"I'm vain... because I'm gay!"

[Your Uber Driver @YourUberDriver2]

We miss you too. https://t.co/bQnOHlb1fv

[Your Uber Driver @YourUberDriver2]

Your welcome. https://t.co/4KKMK4N3PA

[Sara Shouhayib @SaraShouhayibTV]

Best uber ride ever in Moscow

[Your Uber Driver @YourUberDriver2]

We don't wanna talk to you either https://t.co/wNCPEiQFzZ