Dean Windass

The outburst I had at SkyZone is not reflective of who I am. Semipro widdler. “He don’t even believe in Jesus, why he got a Jesus piece?”

[Dean Windass @YourUnclesNeice]

i think she's using me for my terrible looks and bad penis and no money

[Dean Windass @YourUnclesNeice]

“They gotta make a new name for this shit bestiality sounds sick”

[Dean Windass @YourUnclesNeice]

My liver feels like RFK junior rn

[Dean Windass @YourUnclesNeice]

“Don’t leave your bitch in the room with me I’ll have her eating cherries out my hand like Usher”

[Dean Windass @YourUnclesNeice]

I’m sorry but I can’t I come I have to charge the gimbal for my GoPro

[Dean Windass @YourUnclesNeice]

Just got denied from the bar again for wearing my fencing mask because they “couldn’t identify my identity” yea alright dude right on.

[Dean Windass @YourUnclesNeice]

Homeless people always have a pitbull wearing a shirt

[Dean Windass @YourUnclesNeice]

Gonna start posting pictures of my beers like the biggest whore you know from highschool posts her dirty martini on her ig story

[Dean Windass @YourUnclesNeice]

I don’t know how anything happens and I don’t understand anything

[Dean Windass @YourUnclesNeice]

Dude before you do anything crazy, check your mood ring

[Dean Windass @YourUnclesNeice]

Bro is goofball maxing

[Dean Windass @YourUnclesNeice]

Throwback to this woman buying a million beta fish at petco

[Dean Windass @YourUnclesNeice]

Can’t tell if this is stupid or not but if there’s really no effective gravity on fish underwater then why to they swim upright like why are the following the normal animal rule of like eyes on top mouth on the bottom. Below is a picture of what I mean like why can’t they do this

[Dean Windass @YourUnclesNeice]

If you snore you are a class of people below dogs and mice

[Dean Windass @YourUnclesNeice]

The following is a list of the top ten most successful people of all time
1. Mr. Beast
2. Peter Thiel
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6. Doug Dimmadome
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[Dean Windass @YourUnclesNeice]

Carit

[Dean Windass @YourUnclesNeice]

I am sorry to inform everyone that this Twitter account is now funded by AIPAC, I caved.

[Dean Windass @YourUnclesNeice]

“Everything is so fucked up, you can’t even get like a cap gun for a reasonable price”

[Dean Windass @YourUnclesNeice]

Dave portnoy is the biggest crybaby of our generation

[Dean Windass @YourUnclesNeice]

What kind of world do we live in now that I saw a fully A.I. generated advertisement trying to get me to gamble on when the government shutdown will end. It’s all over boys.