Unhinged_J

just here for the good times fr😮‍💨, master of incomplete poetry 😪 (sometimes think I have the attention span of a hummingbird )

[Unhinged_J @YourUrges]

@ERINFOLAMI2024 For my mental health I will just assume you're trying to gain engagements

[Unhinged_J @YourUrges]

@Niklauzi Not to argue that it's not as requested for as it should yeah but common let's be honest, a good percentage of Nigerians would have difficulty affording to do it if added to the investigations, then let's now add the number of people that decline it after you explain what it is

[Unhinged_J @YourUrges]

@Backy_baby Who’s this someone please 🙏

[Unhinged_J @YourUrges]

@adejare_stephen @officialABAT I’ll love to believe this is a rage bait

[Lisa @lisathebeauty1]

Call me materialistic but money really makes me happy. A bank notification of incoming money makes me forget that I’m having a bad day.😭

[سيدة @Ajoke__xx]

It's sad how , 70% of my day is me trying to convince myself not to give up on everything.

[Buttercup 🦋 @ojimjim]

One of the shocking things about practicing in Nigeria is that when you ask about fever, you also have to go ahead and ask if the patient’s body is hot because a good number of times they don’t know it means the same thing.

[Unhinged_J @YourUrges]

@Pokarfaze @feranmii_e 😂😂now I am curious to ask if you've been to core northern hospitals

[Greg fourtwenty🥦 @broccoliboygreg]

I understand 🤣

[Unhinged_J @YourUrges]

My back gym gains 🥹🥹>>>>

[𝐠𝐮𝐜𝐜𝐢𝐟𝐞𝐫 @____selah]

ngl, not being able to teleport is a huge inconvenience to me

[Maliha @CaffeinatedLiha]

I believe you should always re-read your favorite books at different stages of your life. The plot never changes but your perspective does.

[Wena @WenaWen0]

Ive never seen a more suicidal bunch than newborn unit babies.
😭 you have all the energy to pluck out the tubes but not to breathe😭

[Unhinged_J @YourUrges]

@plutomaniapopi 😮‍💨😮‍💨so what time do I get my 14g and 500k 😪

[kay dee @_kaydeejnr]

“you have a very nice smile”
“oh pleaseeeee”
“your nose is too pointed”
“yeah i know”
“eishhhhh your botoss is soft ooo”
“ohmygodddddd stop being sillyyyy”

[Seyi🫧 @a21yearold]

Misnumbering in steeplechase exams 😭

[Unhinged_J @YourUrges]

@KeruboSk Replaced it with Cana 😮‍💨😤

[Majooo @Mhonarissaa]

Adding geologist to my resume after hitting rock bottom.

[Unhinged_J @YourUrges]

@MhideBanks Accidently said to my barber "thanks chief" I could see the shock on his face