One time I was at work and realized I didn’t have a pad.
I asked my coworker if she had one.
She handed me one, I thanked her, and went to the bathroom.
A few seconds after putting it on, I felt something I had never experienced in my life.
It felt like my vagina was taking deep breaths.
There was a sudden cool, tingling sensation that had me standing in the stall questioning every life choice that led me to that moment.
I marched back to my desk and asked my coworker, “What is wrong with your pads? Why does it feel like my vagina is breathing?”
She looked horrified.
Then she remembered that a.........