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Hip hop until your hip pops.

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@AmazingPhil How many times a week does Dan have to apologize on your behalf? #PINOF9

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@AmazingPhil My wife and I are seeing you in Pittsburgh in July and we’re bringing you two a gift.. what’s you and Dans shirt sizes? Thanks and thank you.

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@alfranken you’re killing me man.. I forgive you for your poor choices but man.. you were such a great voice for Democrats.

[Adam Scott @mradamscott]

We are nothing. Have a great week! https://t.co/JZp09KuLe9

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@rejectedjokes have you heard that Radiohead song Crape? How does it go? Im a crape.. I’m a..

[Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien]

I'm ready for the all-female reboot of America.

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@rejectedjokes @kyle_noronha @danharmon this can happen right? Ben Schwartz must me on R&M!

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@kyle_noronha

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@jacksonrhodess You almost don’t want to believe it but you can’t just deny it or you’re just as bad as him

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@jacksonrhodess He did. Annnd I’m not sure how to take it..

[St. Vincent @st_vincent]

Send in a submission for me to make you a mixtape. https://t.co/tydQJO8JgV

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When you get older it’s diarrhea or constipation no in between.

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Everybody’s got a dick. Except for women. @ScottAukerman You missed a T-shirt op bro. #ComedyBangBang

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@rejectedjokes All joking a salad 🥗 you’re hilarious no matter what you say.

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Binge listening to @peteholmes today. EVERY. ALBUM. #CashingInMyHappyChecks with trump in office gotta get happy somewhere.

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@birdcloudusa I hate when a band that you love hates something that you love.

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@rejectedjokes

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@ObviousOstrich But tables have legs.. hmmm

[Adam Scott @mradamscott]

Vile. https://t.co/rnUnQ2HH1n

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@rejectedjokes Turn your head and drink from the corner of your mouth. All joking a salad. It works.