A sad day, thank you for everything @YouveBeenFramed & @HarryHill You brightened up dark days & made plastic patio furniture a laughing stock. You shall be missed. Not as much as the Lisa Riley/Jonathan Wilkes years, but still....
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@hywel82@Huwtoob Hi Hywel, thanks for following me (on Twitter, only, hopefully). Alas, Huw followed me a few days ago but I do like his style. I'm sure he can keep you entertained 😊
Dad with perspective issues shows his kids how it's done by taking a running jump into the tiny paddling pool, and going through the other side. Camera person is laughing. Child is crying. Time stamped blurred so kids probably mid 30s by now.
Airbourne drone camera footage of a field and a lone man looking pleased with his new toy as he expertly flies it about. The birds beak comes out of nowhere and is the last thing we, the audience and the drone ever see. RIP man toy.
Teenage girl flossing for a Tik Tok video is immediately upstaged by the family dog dragging it's worm infested arse along the carpet using only it's front legs. Possibly the sort of information China is storing to use against us.
Tiny child in sandpit smiles proudly, showing off the cold, delicious orange Calippo lolly it has. "Is that nice Noah" says disembodied parental voice. We are entertained by the child's trauma as it's attention to the camera means it drops the flavoured ice treat onto the sand.
2015: man in job interview is asked where he sees himself in 5 years time. He gets this question so very wrong. Then a dog then trips over or something.
A rainy scene. Irresponsible adult gives child an enormous umbrella, films the ensuing hilarity. Child struggles until, inevitably, they trip & fall into the upturned umbrella. Result is not unlike a nylon fly trap consuming a human.
Woman on a bike tries to outrun her dog. Too busy watching the dog to see the lamppost which breaks her speed, bike & possibly bones. Dog carries on running, like a psychopath would.
Camera creeps round doorway to reveal a guilt ridden child sitting in a basquiat-esque scene of smeared make up & toiletries. But were they filming anyway & discovered this AND THEN got the camera? Or were they filming anyway? 🤔
Montage of people dropping cocktails & falling off cheap patio chairs set to Barry Manilow's "Copa Cobana". Ends with a risque shot of an old woman flashing her bloomers as she hits cold, hard concrete.
A lounge. James Corden lookalike dressed in a onesie attempts to show off by throwing & catching M&Ms in his mouth. Trips backwards, knocks over the 90 inch TV & both fall to the floor. Camera shakes with laughter as dog wanders in to eat the M&M.
Grainy old footage of a child at a farm cautiously approaching a cow. Disembodied parental voice says "go on Chloe it's okay".
But it's not okay Chloe. Cow licks Chloe's face. Camera shakes with laughter. Chloe now 32, estranged from parents. Cow dead.
Manbunned fool turns on a blender with no lid on. His slight apprehension to look over the top of it as he gets covered in its contents suggests it's FAKED! Not worth your time. £250 anyway.
A zoo. Millenial youngsters with a selfie stick pose outside the monkey cage. Monkey arm reaches out, grabs selfie stick & proceeds to weaponise it, causing destruction of stick/phone. Amazingly satisfying to watch.
A lounge. A drunk fat man in a Sia wig badly sings 'Chandelier' before jumping off a coffee table, grabbing the big light & collapsing to the floor, still holding the light fitting. & chunks of ceiling.
Man stands upon a scorched earth where grass once grew. Timestamp reveals it was 3 weeks ago. The Handmaids Tale is now a potential guide for the future. Man gets hit in face by water balloon. Welcome to August 2018.