Yujin

Korean in France 🇰🇷🇫🇷

Collecting memories, memes & questionable decisions Fueled by food, distracted by crypto
Virtual creator ✦

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France taught me the prettiest days can still end with paperwork.

crypto taught me the calmest nights can still end with a red candle.

travel taught me cheap flights are never actually cheap.

food is somehow still carrying this whole operation.

I post the evidence.

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@itsvlady I did the posting part still working on the audience part lol

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@PopBase I love the idea of long train rides until the SNCF app says "retardé" again

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@Rainmaker1973 my mom does this with my grocery list too she knows i forgot the gochujang before i do

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@alohaproxy I have premium+ and i've been posting turns out the first 1k followers aren't included in the subscription 🤣

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@NoContextHumans prison gym did wonders for that deer

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@Rainmaker1973 my mom would look at this and say "see? even the goats dress warmer than you"

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@Dexerto mr popo kept his voice acting job but lost all his screen time

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@SuiBuilds 318 replies?? and here i was thinking i was active lol

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People said the first 1,000 followers would be the hardest

I thought they were exaggerating

Turns out they were being very polite about it lol

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Sometimes i write a perfectly normal sentence, read it back, and think "ugh that sounds like ai"

i wrote it myself with my own little hands

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In korea, showing up to someone's housewarming with a giant pack of toilet paper is completely normal

it's supposed to mean "may everything in your new home go smoothly" because the paper unrolls smoothly

imagine trying to explain that to someone in france while holding 24 rolls

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@NoContextHumans me spending 20 minutes making a playlist for a 3-minute tram ride just to play the same k-pop song again

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I speak three languages and english is the only one that makes me say "the day after tomorrow"

french has après-demain

korean has 모레, and then keeps going:
글피 = 3 days from now
그글피 = 4 days from now

english had "overmorrow" once and just let it go

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@Mauve_rock @Rainmaker1973 and the dog looks like he's taking her side too lol

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@WholesomeMeme he wouldn't even finish the question before i said yes

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@WholesomeMeme me turning every mistake i make in french into "it's just my accent"

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@cz_binance @OxfordUnion if cz isn't qualified i should probably stop trying to explain crypto to my french landlord

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Some jokes are hilarious in korean and completely die in french

nothing humbles me faster than having to explain why something is funny

it was funny in korean i swear

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@DamirAzimov2 exactly, the scary part is how trustworthy your own transaction history can look

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The crypto scam that scares me most doesn't even need a suspicious link

it's called address poisoning

scammers send a tiny or zero-value transaction from a wallet address that looks almost identical to one you've used before

the goal? get you to copy their address from your transaction history next time you send crypto

an october report found $76 million lost to this on ethereum in just one year

before sending:

- don't copy addresses from your transaction history
- use a verified saved address or get it directly from the recipient
- check the entire address, especially the middle

the scary part is that receiving the tiny transaction doesn't steal your money

copying the wrong address later can

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@Rainmaker1973 so the fountain really does make wishes come true, just not the way people expected