The Sarcastic Joker

[🚨Indian Gems @IndianGems_]

Bro Got a Government Job with a Starting Salary of Just ₹7,100

Now He Owns 49 Expensive Plots, 1 Kilogram of Gold, and 3 Farmhouses

Became the Owner of ₹100 Crore Assets. The Power of Disciplined Investment

[Mango Shake Enjoyer @Zoomerjeet]

Till the 60's, Yamuna, the river we call 'dead' today, was cleaner than the Thames.

Now was that because of their faith in the Anglican Church or because of industrialisation?

Indian minorities should show a little self-respect and gratitude trying to make racist foreigners their baaps while trying to the rest of us under the bus.

[Martien 🇳🇱 @MartienBall]

ESPN stole the tweet and turned it into a Messi PR… I can’t 😭💀

[Dan Thomas @DanThomasESPN]

Cape Verde have had more possession than Arsenal did in the UCL final.

[UF @UtdFaithfuls]

🚨 - BREAKING!!!

England's camp have been ROBBED in the United States:

Players' match boots were stolen from a van before their first training session in Kansas City.

Custom-made match boots belonging to star players like Harry Kane, Jude Bellingham, and others are feared to have been taken.

Ponalized footwear, official tournament match balls and essential tactical training equipment were also stolen. [@CraigHope_DM]

[Incognito @Incognito_qfs]

Kenya got scammed by China once again. 😂

- Adani was supposed to upgrade JKIA for $1.8 billion.

- Chinese firm started the the propaganda against Adani in Kenya and India.

- Many politicians of Kenya and Congress in India played their part in this propapganda.

- Now, a Chinese company is going to renovate JKIA for $2.9 billion.

- China gained, all those gained who supported this propapganda.

- Kenya lost big time. Adani Group lost the project but they will recover.

- If African countries are poor then you have to blame them only. Nobody else.

[The Cybersecurity guy @cyber__razz]

Watch!

[Brian McDonald @BrianMcDonaldIE]

When Russia hosted the World Cup in 2018, it had to suspend normal visa rules for the tournament. Foreigners with tickets could enter visa-free, using a scheme called ‘Fan ID.’

Russia also had to do weird stuff to keep FIFA’s sponsors happy. For example, small shops near Fan Zones and stadiums could only sell Budweiser beer on match days.

So yes, FIFA absolutely does dictate conditions to host governments when it suits FIFA. Infantino pretending otherwise is nonsense.

[Premier League @premierleague]

The best match from the 2025/26 season, as voted by YOU 🫵

🔴@Arsenal 2-3 @ManUtd ⚫️

https://t.co/WhEOpy1OFt

[Incognito @Incognito_qfs]

Technicalities matter.

The first time elections were held in independent India was from 25 October 1951 to 21 February 1952.

Before the national elections of 1952, Jawaharlal Nehru served as the PM of India from 1947 to 1952 without any election. He became PM through a structured, multi-step transition of power from British colonial rule to independent India. It was more like a selection than an election.

And even in this selection, Sardar Patel was the clear winner.

Sardar Patel received nominations from 12 out of the 15 Pradesh Congress Committees. Nehru received 0 nominations from the state committees. The remaining 3 committees abstained from nominating anyone.

But Gandhi wanted Nehru to become PM and Sardar Patel withdrew because freedom of India mattered more to him than any position but that was not the case with Nehru.

[︎ ︎venom @venom1s]

This actress Priyanka Arul Mohan sent me a copyright strike just because I called out the anti-Indian men propaganda in her movie "Made in Korea."

I did not post any scenes from the movie or anything illegal.

I didn't use any slurs or disrespect either. I simply pointed out how the film portrays the Indian guy as a manipulator, cheater, and thief, while the Korean guy is shown as kind, protective, and supportive, standing by her side to help her pursue her dreams.

She even became the Ambassador of Korean Tourism after making this anti-Indian men movie.

These same people constantly preach that "art is freedom of expression," but they shut down the voices of people who call out their propaganda.

So only movies deserve freedom of expression, but not my tweet? What can we do when they suppress voices calling out their propaganda?

[Uniteddays🇾🇪 @UnitedDays99]

🚨 PEP’S FLOPS COST MANCHESTER CITY £856.3 MILLION 🚨

❌ Jack Grealish — £100m flop
❌ Joško Gvardiol — £90m flop
❌ Omar Marmoush — £90m flop
❌ Nico González — £70m flop
❌ Tijjani Reijnders — £65m flop
❌ Kalvin Phillips — £60m flop
❌ Savinho — £50m flop
❌ Rayan Aït-Nouri — £40m flop
❌ James Trafford — £35m flop
❌ Vitor Reis — £35m flop
❌ Benjamin Mendy — £52m flop
❌ Claudio Bravo — £17m Flop
❌ Nolito — £13.8m Flop
❌ Danilo — £26.5m Flop
❌ Matheus Nunes — £53m Flop
❌ João Cancelo — £60m Flop

[Rupa Murthy @rupamurthy1]

As I read about the reported internal rebellion involving nearly 60 MLAs and 18–20 MPs in Mamata Didi’s TMC, watch TMC MP Mahua Bhabhi sanctimoniously outrage from her London residence, and revisit TMC MP Sagarika Ghose’s old tweet from the days when she was “just a journalist” and had solemnly declared that she would never accept a Rajya Sabha ticket from any political party, I find myself concerned about only one truly important question:
Why did Mahua Bhabhi unfollow Sagarika on Twitter?
#TMC drama

[INDIAN MERIT @UnreservedMERIT]

How did I miss this epic one 🔥🔥

[Pradeep Maikhuri @PradeepMaikhur3]

बॉलीवुड में हिंदू विरोधी एजेंडा चलाने में

कादर खान ने निभाई है बहुत बडी भूमिका

कादर खान एक्टर के साथ राइटर भी था

तो फिल्मों में किरदार ही ऐसे होते हिंदू विरोधी।

[☈ッ @TheFergusonWay]

Will never forget this game man.

United played 10 vs 12 at the Emirates for 120 mins and won.

[United Extra @TheUnitedExtra]

No feeling will ever top this Cameraman had Arsenal fans on screen celebrating before Cunha ruined the script 😭

[Anish Moonka @anishmoonka]

Chelsea once paid Benfica 121 million euros for a player who had spent six months there. That is the club Marco Silva just took a pay cut to join.

Fulham offered Silva 8 million pounds a year to stay. Benfica offered half that. He said yes to the half.

Over the last ten years, no club in the world has made more money buying and selling players than Benfica. More than 700 million euros in profit, with Ajax in second place trailing by about a quarter of a billion. The way they do it barely changes. Sign a young player for cheap, or raise one in the club's own youth academy, give him one big season, then sell him to a giant in England, Spain or France for a price that makes the buyer wince.

That player was Enzo Fernandez. Benfica signed him from River Plate in Argentina for around 14 million euros in 2022, then sold him to Chelsea for 121 million the next January, right after he starred at the World Cup. Nearly nine times their money, in half a year. Joao Felix came straight out of Benfica's own academy and joined Atletico Madrid for about 127 million, the most the club has ever been paid for one player. Darwin Nunez cost them 24 million and went to Liverpool for 75 million. Ruben Dias, another academy kid, joined Manchester City for 71 million. Goncalo Ramos and Joao Neves, both raised at the club's training ground outside Lisbon, were sold to Paris Saint-Germain for 125 million between them.

The man who built this is Rui Costa. He played in Benfica's midfield in the 1990s, later ran all the buying and selling himself, and now runs the whole club as president. He is one of the two people who pushed to bring Silva in. Portugal helps the model along. Wages there are lower than in Italy or Germany, and the football is close enough to the South American game that young Brazilians and Argentines settle in fast, just before their price takes off.

So the pay cut makes sense once you look at where the money is. At Benfica the biggest cheque of the year does not land in the manager's bank account. It arrives every summer, when the players he develops are sold to richer clubs for fortunes that pay for the next run at the title.

[AARONATION 👽 @AARONATION_M]

Gabriel Magalhaes literally wanted a freekick against PSG just because his own keeper touched his back.

Pathetic diver

[𝒎𝒐𝒆. @moe4demm]

Why Arsenal is the most disliked team in the world and why their defeat is a massive victory for the entire sport ⁉️

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