Matt

I'm a grunge baby. Feedback is welcome (He/Him/His)

[Matt @Yuncle1]

OK I’m there please find me 🥺

[Matt @Yuncle1]

Three people asked me to do Family Guy trivia and I shut that shit down right away it's gonna be American Dad or nothing

[Matt @Yuncle1]

One of those TV scenes I can recite from memory and unprompted

[Matt @Yuncle1]

Can I say something that's incredibly obvious to everyone

[Hunter Biden @HunterBiden]

@Kenneth_Belkin Do I look like I’m a part of the elite oligarch class. This was taken at a super 8 motel off I95 by the way.

[Matt @Yuncle1]

Can’t wait to eat my cold garbage

[daniela molloy @diandrasdiandra]

nobody is prepared for how god awful this last season of the bear is about to be

[Matt @Yuncle1]

@JBfromDC89 omg

[Matt @Yuncle1]

My perfect baby 🥺

[Matt @Yuncle1]

Hosting again tonight! 4 new mystery episodes to test ya'll on. Come if you can! The bar decided not to promote it correctly so this is me taking initiative

[Matt @Yuncle1]

It's the hat tip for me

[lucas @snltang]

all of Queen of Jordan

[Matt @Yuncle1]

"(But still fuck Jake “Brick Tamland” Tapper on any time line)" Yeah, I'm a fan for life

[Hunter Biden @HunterBiden]

WTF timeline are we on. Someone called me the MAGA whisperer and I’ll gladly take the title. Left, right, D or R we all want the same things. We’re being divided on purpose by the Epstein Elite Oligarch class because as long as we’re at each other’s throats, they get fat and rich off of our misery. The second we figure out we agree on more than we disagree, they’re done. Love your neighbor. Be yourself. Radical honesty. No fucks given, no fucks taken. Everything else is just noise. (But still fuck Jake “Brick Tamland” Tapper on any time line)

[Matt @Yuncle1]

@DECfromOH The only one that could ever gag Keke Palmer

[Matt @Yuncle1]

That's crazy who did you vote for

[The Washington Post @washingtonpost]

Texas barbecue joints are closing due to skyrocketing beef prices, particularly brisket, which is a staple on the menus. Inflation, tariffs and labor shortages all play a role.

Even the state's most celebrated restaurants are struggling to remain open. https://t.co/l2lYkI1tg2

[Matt @Yuncle1]

I-

[Hunter Biden @HunterBiden]

@SoundDobad I know this may sound petty, but I can’t stand it when people put photoshop a meth pipe in my mouth. A crack pipe doesn’t have that little bowl at the end. This is why we can’t trust AI. Please make the appropriate edit. Thank you for your attention to this matter.

[Matt @Yuncle1]

Oh they just gave up lol

[Austin Statesman @statesman]

Austin-based podcaster Joe Rogan reportedly being considered for 60 Minutes role. https://t.co/Q3SOtB6qra

[Matt @Yuncle1]

Finished my 3 day old giant sized Jersey Mike’s sub

[Matt @Yuncle1]

Getting killed mid-dump in the pneumatic toilet tube

[🅱️ete oaks @b0newalljackson]

carrying her across the threshold into the honeymoon suite then taking the gnarliest shit of my life

[Matt @Yuncle1]

Maybe this would have worked 20 years ago when MAD Magazine still existed

[danny @dabbs346]

Just normal things happening in the Oval Office via NYT

[Matt @Yuncle1]

He cured one!

[delaniac 🌹🌱 @ChadNotChud]

out here building bridges

[Matt @Yuncle1]

People with tiny penises are so fascinating

[Acyn @Acyn]

Trump: I just had this done. *holds up chart comparing reflecting pool to buildings*

[Matt @Yuncle1]

Ed Edd n Eddy eating those jawbreakers

[Matt @Yuncle1]

I know too much about these two and that other pronstar who rawed her last year

[Pop Crave @PopCrave]

Lena the Plug has filed for divorce from Adam22, @TMZ reports.

She is asking for legal and physical custody of their 5-year-old daughter.