AudreyM

[Bill Nye @BillNye]

Talking evolution on @scifri. Turn it up loud!

[AudreyM @YungAudii]

May not be the best lookin in bright rooms but god damn I look good in a dimly light room

[AudreyM @YungAudii]

It really creeps me out when adults especially men dress up as babies for Halloween

[AudreyM @YungAudii]

My pants and I have a love hate relationship

[AudreyM @YungAudii]

I was just attacked by a bratwurst, #greasysonsofbitches

[Heavyweights Quotes @HeavyweightsQt]

Don't be frightened Nicholas...I'm a beaten man.

[Patton Oswalt @pattonoswalt]

It hath beegun agin. #hotdog

[AudreyM @YungAudii]

@YungAudii

[Always Sunny Quotes @alwayssunnytalk]

I love eggs, Charlie. And I love crabs. And I love boiling denim and banging whores.

[AudreyM @YungAudii]

Pinterest just makes me a fat Internet troll who only scrolls down to look at more things I don't have &or don't need

[AudreyM @YungAudii]

Rain= free car wash

[AudreyM @YungAudii]

Eating my feelings is fun!

[AudreyM @YungAudii]

Rocking some shorts today, my legs look like they have purple scales #hawt

[AudreyM @YungAudii]

Abe Lincoln, George Washington, and William Taft. You gotta bang one, Marry one, kill one. GOOO #thatswhatIcallpoltics

[AudreyM @YungAudii]

Hillary Clinton, Oprah, Kesha. You gotta bang one, marry one, kill one. GO!

[AudreyM @YungAudii]

Why do people gotta be such creeps all the time? Keep ya creepy thoughts to your creepy self, ya creep.

[AudreyM @YungAudii]

@MikeyLucio salami tastes the best the next morning, everybody knows that! #iamnastay

[AudreyM @YungAudii]

I want to name my baby Neumann, so when he's in trouble I know exactly what tone of voice I should use.

[AudreyM @YungAudii]

I love curly mustaches