Yuri A

yes

[Yuri A @Yurbul]

@SomeFatBastard STFU, that's obviously Megazord!

[Yuri A @Yurbul]

@raidensoe Raden

[Yuri A @Yurbul]

@asafebet_ "Red Rooster 🐔, Kill your hunger, not yourself"

[Yuri A @Yurbul]

@asafebet_ I too like to Kiss My Socks

[Yuri A @Yurbul]

The thing about new year is. When you go to back to office, someone's gonna make a... "Hey, haven't seen you since last year heheh" joke.

And I want to hurt them.

[Yuri A @Yurbul]

@SomeFatBastard This is AI art

[Yuri A @Yurbul]

Money is the root of all evil.

Me RN:

[Yuri A @Yurbul]

*wanna write sumthin funny*

"Have you ev..." *Nah boring*
"Me when i..." *Dats shit*
"Remember whe..."

*Deletes everything, not tweet.*

[Yuri A @Yurbul]

I'm at that age where candle sticks arent allowed on my birthday cake anymore.

Oh... Cause it'll be a fire hazzard.

[Yuri A @Yurbul]

The yearly subscription fee for this trip around the sun is getting ridiculous!

And no, there's no discount code on Honey, I've checked. *Sigh*

"Insert Pedro Pascal crying here"

[Yuri A @Yurbul]

Wanna hear a funny joke?

My wallet! Hahahahahahaaaauuuuhhhhhh...!!!

[Yuri A @Yurbul]

@SomeFatBastard Damn, to look like that you must be thinking... Hart.

[Yuri A @Yurbul]

10 year old me: I can't wait to be an adult!

Me now: this is all your fault!

[Yuri A @Yurbul]

I find that being a dad means dealing with more breadcrust than expected.

[Yuri A @Yurbul]

@unlockie - Apply to Jaycar
- work again at Jaycar
- literally living your dream

Life hacked!

[Yuri A @Yurbul]

@SomeFatBastard This is why i follow you

[lockie gaming @unlockie]

This weekend is the first since SEPTEMBER that my landlord hasn't held an open home

[Yuri A @Yurbul]

Me: 2023 can't be worst than 2022 right..?

Scientist: Hold my beer..!

[CNN @CNN]

Scientists have revived a "zombie" virus that spent 48,500 years frozen in permafrost https://t.co/cVeCqCkSxB

[Yuri A @Yurbul]

*game nowadays aren't as fun anymore, they focused too much on graphics and not enough on gamepl....*

SHUT THE F*** UP!

[Yuri A @Yurbul]

@SomeFatBastard Mastur