Yusuf Assad

Manchester United 👹 | Simba🦁 |

[Yusuf Assad @YusuffAsad]

@SoloDiBaller Mwenye experience

[5070 @SoloDiBaller]

@msritha_ Muibe, usikae kinyonge

[Yusuf Assad @YusuffAsad]

@SoloDiBaller Huyo anataka kubinua..

[#NIPENI_MAUA_YANGU💐 @Roma_Mkatoliki]

Zamani wakati Dr. Leakey anachambua boli, alikuwa kwanza anakupa background ya mchezaji nje ya pitch!

Adivataizi kwanza mkwara wake anakutajia majina saba ya Ronaldo!!

We unajuaga tu anaitwa Ronaldo de lima, yeye anakwambia huyu anaitwa

Ronaldo Luis Nazario Del Souza Pereira De Lima!!

Kukuchanganya zaidi anakupa na hii

Ronaldo alilelewa na babu yake anaitwa Rodrigues Fereira Costa, na alipofikisha miaka 11 aliacha shule na kwenda kuishi na mama yake mdogo Rio de Janeiro huyu ndo alivumbua kipaji chake na leo atakwepo uwanjani kumshuhudia mwanae……Malamamaaeee🙌🙌🙌🙌🙌

Hiyo unaacha kila kitu unaangalia gozi!!

1998 hiyo Brazil wa moto vipi,
Chile anakufa 4-1
De lima anawa-shenyeta kamba mbili.

Wachambuzi wa sikuhizi Bongoflava nyiiingiiiiiii

[Footy Humour @FootyHumour]

Tunisia fans realising the maths is not looking good

[Yusuf Assad @YusuffAsad]

@SoloDiBaller @MarekaMalili @Rugambwa_EE Anafika

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@MarekaMalili @Rugambwa_EE

[Beast @emabilly2001]

Wanangu wa Azam janja lenu liko busy kusoma historia za wachezaji 😄🙌 mtakoma mpaka world cup iishe jina la bibi yake vini mtalijua 😄🙌

[Carlos Reynoso ✍️ @CarlosReynosoKC]

Fue perdiendo su sonrisa 🥺

[Yusuf Assad @YusuffAsad]

@SLello47 @Kariakoo_ @Captain_Josh47 @Thereal_meddi 😂😂😂

[UF @UtdFaithfuls]

Peter Drury next season after we sign Mateus Fernandes:

Mateus to Cunha, Cunha to Bruno, Bruno to Fernandes, Fernandes to Matheus, and Matheus back to Mateus.

[Ivy❤️ @iamBoris13]

@ChimgozirimHQ This is the kind of players we need if he flops we take him to the cartel

[Premier League @premierleague]

A season for the history books 📖

@manutd's Bruno Fernandes is @EASPORTSFC Player of the Season ❤️

[MUFC Scoop @MUFCScoop]

🚨Official: Bruno Fernandes is Premier League Player of the Season for 2025-26. #MUFC

[Madrid Zone @theMadridZone]

🚨🗣️ Casemiro: “In this game against Paraguay, which if we won we would reach the World Cup, everyone was talking a lot at halftime.

Then Carlo Ancelotti comes and says ‘I will go smoke for 5 minutes, you guys talk’.

He comes back and speaks, and everyone says ‘ok, ok’ this guy is amazing.” @riomeets 🤣

[SimplyUtd @SimplyUtd]

🚨 Bruno Fernandes received 45% of the votes from over 900 FWA members to win the Football Writers’ Association Player of the Year award. 🏆

He finished 28 votes ahead of Declan Rice, while Erling Haaland came third.

Wayne Rooney was the last Manchester United player to win the award back in 2010.

[@theofficialfwa]

[Yusuf Assad @YusuffAsad]

@SoloDiBaller 1 na 2 tofauti iko wapi?

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@gcngo88 Besho kafumaniwa wapi

[Footy Humour @FootyHumour]

Simeone: “Barcelona’s offside trap won’t work against us.”

Journalist: “Why?”

Simeone: “We won’t be attacking”

[Anish Moonka @anishmoonka]

The people in this photo aren't friendlier than you. Their apartments are just smaller. So small that Parisians basically gave up on living indoors and moved their living rooms onto the sidewalk. And that was the whole plan.

In the 1850s, a city planner named Baron Haussmann tore apart medieval Paris and rebuilt it. He widened streets into boulevards, capped every building at five stories, and added one rule that explains this entire photo: the ground floor of every building had to be a café, a bakery, or a shop. The apartments above were intentionally tiny. Some were single rooms carved out of old mansions. No garden. Barely any sunlight. A private balcony was something most Parisians would never have.

So the café became home. You ate breakfast there. Held meetings there. Received your mail there. By the late 1700s, Paris already had close to 2,000 of them. In 2002, there were still 1,907. Even now, after years of closures brought that number to about 1,410, the coverage is absurd: a 2020 city study found 94% of Parisians live within a five-minute walk of a bakery. When COVID shut indoor dining in 2020, Paris ripped out parking spaces, turned them into outdoor terraces, and let 9,800 cafés and restaurants keep them permanently.

An American sociologist named Ray Oldenburg wrote a book in 1989 called The Great Good Place. He had a name for spots like the Parisian café: "third places." Not your home, not your office, but the casual in-between spots where you actually get to know people. Cafés, pubs, barbershops, the corner store where the owner knows your name. His whole argument was that American suburbs were built with only two zones, your house and your job, connected by a car. No sidewalk café, no place to bump into a neighbor by accident.

The U.S. Surgeon General declared loneliness a national health epidemic in 2023. Being alone all the time is as bad for your body as smoking 15 cigarettes a day. Half of American adults say they feel lonely. Weekly socializing dropped from 5.5 hours in 2003 to just 4 hours in 2023, and it never bounced back after COVID. Americans between 15 and 29 now spend 45% more time alone than they did in 2010.

The scene in this tweet looks like a personality trait. It is a 170-year-old engineering project that works exactly as designed.